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Raise you hand if you have seen a cosplayer told she can't bring her sword of time onto a grey hound bus because there have been too many decapitations recently. I just did.
 
Watching Jerry Springer.

Girlfriend comes out, she's a 4 at best. Says she doesn't know why she's on the show.

Jerry calls out her stripper sister. She's a 7-8. A dime for what is usually on the show.

Stripper sister boinked her boyfriend at the strip club.

Is it bad that I can't blame the boyfriend? I believe if your girlfriends sister is at least 2x hotter than your girlfriend, you have the right to sleep with her if she's willing.
 
I am SOOOO impressed...I mean, WOW...that stud can sucker-punch a heavily pregnant woman and knock her off her feet with one blow. Soooooo macho.....soooooo studly.....soooooo

nevermind...the rest would be mostly asterisks anyway...
 
Anyone who participates in the "Knockout Game" should be sentenced to being punched in the face by Mike Tyson every day for a year. Seriously, who could stoop so low as to punch a pregnant woman?

http://news.yahoo.com/man-punches-pregnant-woman-brutal-knockout-game-attack-131622429.html
I want a whole crowd of people to jump one of these jerks some day and kick the ever living **** out of them. I want them bloodied and broken and left to rot. It doesn't matter if the original victim is male, female or pregnant. There is absolutely no place in a civilized society for this.
 
this watermelon has tiny black seeds in it. It said seedless. They are worse than the regular seeds because they're harder to get out and taste weird.
 
this watermelon has tiny black seeds in it. It said seedless. They are worse than the regular seeds because they're harder to get out and taste weird.

they talked about this on the radio here in DSM a couple weeks ago. Seedless does not mean "without seeds", it means "less seeds than normal"
 
So in my first three weeks I've already made two employees cry. So, I've got that going for me.
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they talked about this on the radio here in DSM a couple weeks ago. Seedless does not mean "without seeds", it means "less seeds than normal"


the other ones we've gotten just have little white seeds in them. This is the first time one has had black seeds in it.
 
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