Random Thoughts IX (The first 8 were probably better)

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it's going to be bad when meow friend has hers. Their niece is this adorable blondie with perfect curls. They have a baby like that and DH will be making puppy eyes and trying to melt my heart of stone.

I promise the "Mommy Mommy Mommy!" when you come home outweighs the puking at 2:30 in the morning by light years.
 
I'm glad you had luck. My daughter, who likes dinosaurs, still insists it's the worst place she's ever been to.

On the flip side, we have eaten at the very touristy themed restaurants Bubba Gump and Margaritaville and had good experiences at both. I've heard many people hated both of them.
For touristy places, I enjoy D/ck's Last Resort. In San Antonio, the waitress wrote, "I hope the Viagra works better than the Rogaine" on my hat. They actually do a good job with kids during the day, too.

Also, the wings at Hooters are delicious.(?)
 
I promise the "Mommy Mommy Mommy!" when you come home outweighs the puking at 2:30 in the morning by light years.
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But does it outweigh that and the blowouts?

did I tell that story about this summer and how after dealing with young niece's craptastic episode (in which I had no wipes or changing pad - stupid me - and a crying 2 year old, DH inside the exhibit with the keys and not answering his phone) and finally got back in line for the exhibit, DH comes out with older niece who needs to use the bathroom now. And I have to help with cleanup. I will say that was an impressive #2 from older niece. I should tell this story at both their weddings.

But yeah after that I was like nope, I am not ready for this, lol.
 
did I tell that story about this summer and how after dealing with young niece's craptastic episode (in which I had no wipes or changing pad - stupid me - and a crying 2 year old, DH inside the exhibit with the keys and not answering his phone) and finally got back in line for the exhibit, DH comes out with older niece who needs to use the bathroom now. And I have to help with cleanup. I will say that was an impressive #2 from older niece. I should tell this story at both their weddings.

But yeah after that I was like nope, I am not ready for this, lol.
You sound like a saint.

And at this point we've included no sleep as another downside. You guys really aren't doing a good job selling this whole "baby" thing
 
Oh yes, dream of the night.

Chris Babb and Javy Baez were helping us move. (We aren't moving) I panic because it's 6:30p, the moving place is closed, and we need a two-wheeler/hand truck to get the washer & dryer out of the basement. We "sneak" into a megachurch, that's just about to start a service, to "borrow" one. (Also where husband's uncle makes a cameo as a greeter...I see him, doesn't see me) I catch up with Chris and Javy, who haven't had any luck in finding one, and head for the basement. We don't know where the light switch is, so we're using the flashlight apps on our phones. One of them says "Hey, I think..." and then I woke up.
 
Oh yes, dream of the night.

Chris Babb and Javy Baez were helping us move. (We aren't moving) I panic because it's 6:30p, the moving place is closed, and we need a two-wheeler/hand truck to get the washer & dryer out of the basement. We "sneak" into a megachurch, that's just about to start a service, to "borrow" one. (Also where husband's uncle makes a cameo as a greeter...I see him, doesn't see me) I catch up with Chris and Javy, who haven't had any luck in finding one, and head for the basement. We don't know where the light switch is, so we're using the flashlight apps on our phones. One of them says "Hey, I think..." and then I woke up.
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Oh yes, dream of the night.

Chris Babb and Javy Baez were helping us move. (We aren't moving) I panic because it's 6:30p, the moving place is closed, and we need a two-wheeler/hand truck to get the washer & dryer out of the basement. We "sneak" into a megachurch, that's just about to start a service, to "borrow" one. (Also where husband's uncle makes a cameo as a greeter...I see him, doesn't see me) I catch up with Chris and Javy, who haven't had any luck in finding one, and head for the basement. We don't know where the light switch is, so we're using the flashlight apps on our phones. One of them says "Hey, I think..." and then I woke up.

Stealing from a church? I expect that from Sara, but not you Chris Babb.
 
did I tell that story about this summer and how after dealing with young niece's craptastic episode (in which I had no wipes or changing pad - stupid me - and a crying 2 year old, DH inside the exhibit with the keys and not answering his phone) and finally got back in line for the exhibit, DH comes out with older niece who needs to use the bathroom now. And I have to help with cleanup. I will say that was an impressive #2 from older niece. I should tell this story at both their weddings.

But yeah after that I was like nope, I am not ready for this, lol.

Then there is this! One word of wisdom. Kids and cats don't mix well. Pretty sure the next time LittleWx leaves the back door open the cat is never coming back.
 

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Then there is this! One word of wisdom. Kids and cats don't mix well. Pretty sure the next time LittleWx leaves the back door open the cat is never coming back.
My boys didn't have any trouble with the cat or the Springer Spaniels we had. The cat liked to jump in the playpen with older son as a <1 year old...she would swish him with her tail then swish it away when he tried to grab it.

As for the positives - the first time they say "I love you" without being prompted will melt your innards...
 
Then there is this! One word of wisdom. Kids and cats don't mix well. Pretty sure the next time LittleWx leaves the back door open the cat is never coming back.


that cute little devious face says "I am going to poop soon and will probably decorate my crib with it"
 
You sound like a saint.

And at this point we've included no sleep as another downside. You guys really aren't doing a good job selling this whole "baby" thing
My boys didn't have any trouble with the cat or the Springer Spaniels we had. The cat liked to jump in the playpen with older son as a <1 year old...she would swish him with her tail then swish it away when he tried to grab it.

As for the positives - the first time they say "I love you" without being prompted will melt your innards...

And Saying I am sorry.

Though she's asked what apologies mean and I explained; she told me that we have apologies in our arms. So we have two apologies..... I asked if she meant appendages.......no, apologies.
 
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