Random Thoughts IX (The first 8 were probably better)

[BCClone]

I've always been told a resume should be no longer than 1 page.

No, sometimes it takes 9 pages to prove you're a team player.


Jimlad

 

[Bu4ISU]

No, sometimes it takes 9 pages to prove you're a team player.


Jimlad

If the CEO of Yahoo can get it done in 1 page, so can you 9 pager

 

[BCClone]

If the CEO of Yahoo can get it done in 1 page, so can you 9 pager

Is she still with yahoo? I honestly thought she had been fired.

 

[BCClone]

Turned on noon news for lunch. News lady looks like she was out clubbing and showed up just in time to read the news. Her hair person needs to be replaced.





EDIT, this lady has a shaker name to boot. Seems like the kinda woman I liked in college.

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

I've always been told a resume should be no longer than 1 page.

That's what I always believed. I know I'm not reading a 9 page resume.

 

[WooBadger18]

No. Unless you're counting a pubs list, or something like that.

Yeah, I don't think that's normal (at least in the U.S.) unless you've been published a lot. But I do think it's different in other countries, so maybe he was going off of what they do in the UK?

 

[Bu4ISU]

Is she still with yahoo? I honestly thought she had been fired.

That is a question I do not know the answer to

 

[Entropy]

My manager and I just did a phone interview with a candidate out in the UK. His resume was 9 pages long. I am way out of touch with resumes in the 21st century. Is this common? Does anyone actually read one that long?

That's more of a curriculum vitae and it's more common in academic settings.

 

[BoxsterCy]

If the CEO of Yahoo can get it done in 1 page, so can you 9 pager

She could make it even shorter and fit it on a business card.

Name
Contact info
Work experience: President and CEO Yahoo
Education: Stanford
/end

Full Disclosure: Since it was Bu posting this I at first read the resume intro as "Business Woman and Proud Greek".

 

[Cybirdy]

How bad it is that I need to look up how to spell one of my kids' middle names? Need it for a legal document and I honestly can't remember with 100% certainty. I am only like 97% sure. If I can't find a copy of her birth certificate scanned on the computer, I am looking on FB when we announced her birth.

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

That's more of a curriculum vitae and it's more common in academic settings.

That was his header

 

[CyArob]

If the CEO of Yahoo can get it done in 1 page, so can you 9 pager

She also tanked Yahoo, so whatevs.

 

[CloneinWDSM]

Just saw a lady shorten husband to Huz on Facebook. I think Huz passes DH as the worst

 

[BCClone]

How bad it is that I need to look up how to spell one of my kids' middle names? Need it for a legal document and I honestly can't remember with 100% certainty. I am only like 97% sure. If I can't find a copy of her birth certificate scanned on the computer, I am looking on FB when we announced her birth.

If you have 12 kids it's totally acceptable. Why 2/3 have family names. Easier that way.

 

[Cybirdy]

If you have 12 kids it's totally acceptable. Why 2/3 have family names. Easier that way.

This was a family name, but we changed the spelling (added a letter). 3/4 have family names--first and middle for 2 of those 3.

 

[Desiigner]

Wtf I found a nice apartment near campus but theres an income restriction which is so stupid

 

[cowgirl836]

Wtf I found a nice apartment near campus but theres an income restriction which is so stupid

a minimum or a maximum?

 

[cyrevkah]

I wish there were more family options in Ames, but price is high for everything here.

 

[BCClone]

This was a family name, but we changed the spelling (added a letter). 3/4 have family names--first and middle for 2 of those 3.

Hopefully not your maiden name.

 

[Desiigner]

a minimum or a maximum?

jk im stupid and didn't read it. It's a maximum