2015 called you?
This dude was very #loveisntreal.
I go out with him from time to time. I try to wingman for him, but he's awful because he always drinks too much and then can't close. So I'll spend all night laying the groundwork, I'll get a girl interested in him, the he'll end up yelling about how nobody will ever love him and how girls are awful because they always break his heart, etc. I mean, I consider myself an excellent wingman, but a guy can only work so much magic. I can't seal the deal for him.