Random Thoughts IV

[CloneinWDSM]

What's it like to think that 55 is pry getting freaky with some other guy at this very moment, Pants?

Driven to alcohol yet?

 

[cyrocksmypants]

What's it like to think that 55 is pry getting freaky with some other guy at this very moment, Pants?

Driven to alcohol yet?

I tried slitting my wrists, but my heart isn't pumping the blood fast enough for it to be effective.

 

[cowgirl836]

We're proud of you for having four friends, sweetie.

Technically I don't know the groom well for the one wedding.


I like this phone case. So pretty.

 

[Cy$]

I tried slitting my wrists, but my heart isn't pumping the blood fast enough for it to be effective.

your mind would explode if it was BodeClone.

 

[CloneinWDSM]

I tried slitting my wrists, but my heart isn't pumping the blood fast enough for it to be effective.

If you need someone to talk to, I have experience with Cowgirl going off and being married and stuff.

 

[BoxsterCy]

WDSM, looks like your girl Ariana is getting investigated by the police for going into a store, licking a bunch of doughnuts and leaving.

 

[CloneinWDSM]

WDSM, looks like your girl Ariana is getting investigated by the police for going into a store, licking a bunch of doughnuts and leaving.

Didn't hear the licking part. Saw video where she said she hates America and Americans which doesn't make sense as she was born in Florida..

 

[cyrocksmypants]

your mind would explode if it was BodeClone.

I actually would legit, for real slit my wrists.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

If you need someone to talk to, I have experience with Cowgirl going off and being married and stuff.

We need to start a helpline or something.

 

[bawbie]

How ******* crazy is it that two NFL players lost fingers due to fireworks stupidity last weekend? TWO!!

 

[cyrocksmypants]

Didn't hear the licking part. Saw video where she said she hates America and Americans which doesn't make sense as she was born in Florida..

http://www.staradvertiser.com/news/...es_video_doughnut_licking.html?1i&mobile=true

 

[00clone]

Didn't hear the licking part. Saw video where she said she hates America and Americans which doesn't make sense as she was born in Florida..

The answer we were looking for here is "I'd lick her doughnut".

 

[BoxsterCy]

http://www.staradvertiser.com/news/...es_video_doughnut_licking.html?1i&mobile=true

This description cracked me up.

On Tuesday, TMZ published security footage that appeared to show human-kitten hybrid Ariana Grande licking donuts that weren’t hers and saying “I hate America.”

 

[CloneinWDSM]

The answer we were looking for here is "I'd lick her doughnut".

Well that was a given.

 

[cowgirl836]

If you need someone to talk to, I have experience with Cowgirl going off and being married and stuff.

well, except for the fact that I was off and married for years before you knew me

 

[cowgirl836]

How ******* crazy is it that two NFL players lost fingers due to fireworks stupidity last weekend? TWO!!

at least they didn't put them on their heads, I suppose?

 

[wxman1]

My SIL said she is going to blame me if the weather is bad on Saturday. Looks like I won't be very popular at the wedding.

 

[55dB]

What's it like to think that 55 is pry getting freaky with some other guy at this very moment, Pants?

Driven to alcohol yet?

There was no freaky. In fact the date got postponed again. I'm really frustrated at this point because I've avoided other tinder dates for this dude and he keeps rescheduling on me. Last night it was because of work (which a friend confirmed was legit) but after the fact he hasn't responded to any text messages. I told him that I was disappointed that the date was pushed back again but that I understood, and then nothing back. If that's how he deals with problems then this **** is going nowhere fast.

 

[55dB]

your mind would explode if it was BodeClone.

I would never, ever, ever deal with that level of posting stupidity.

 

[00clone]

There was no freaky. In fact the date got postponed again. I'm really frustrated at this point because I've avoided other tinder dates for this dude and he keeps rescheduling on me. Last night it was because of work (which a friend confirmed was legit) but after the fact he hasn't responded to any text messages. I told him that I was disappointed that the date was pushed back again but that I understood, and then nothing back. If that's how he deals with problems then this **** is going nowhere fast.

Pants would never do you like that, hon.

(you're welcome, pants)