Oh, I'm just having fun witcha while programming...but, so, then...everything you actually care about. So how do you define that which you care about? I mean, you enjoy golfing, but you don't really care about it...so what makes something a defining trait about pants?
Similarly, let's say this thing with you and nickels works out, and you're again a spouse...I'd think that'd be a defining trait of you, you would be a spouse. So you would need to be the best spouse, winning the contest of how awesome of a spouse one is. Yet, your job is also a defining trait, so you'd want to be the best regional manager there is, but what happens when those two conflict? Putting in more hours at work would likely make you a better manager, but a worse spouse. As well, if you win the contest of the best spouse in the whole world, that would make your wife at best, the second best spouse in the world, and certainly a worse spouse than you...do you tell her that if she asks? Either you insult her, or lie to her, that's your choices if you really are the best spouse in the world.
No problem. I'm the best at Multi-tasking.