What's less killy: Dexter or a normal police officer nowadays?
Nickels killing it with the topical humor!
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What's less killy: Dexter or a normal police officer nowadays?
Clever!
What's less killy: Dexter or a normal police officer nowadays?
Nickels killing it with the topical humor!
So it would be a less Killy Dexter?
Good day with the family today, taking tonight off since I worked Sunday. Tee ball practice later, and then I think I might break out the guitar. It's just been too long since I've played.
You want to join my band?
<A little too over-complimenty...ease back juuust a bit>
Need a horn section? I can handle backing vocals as well.
Dude was trying very hard to hit on me, but only had three pretty grainy photos. Gut instinct said he was fake. Took one of the photos and reverse image searched it and came up with some article online about how girls are more attracted to guys playing guitar. He got extra pissy when he was busted and told me that I should have just stopped responding to him rather than calling him out for his ********.
Sometimes you just have to go out on a limb and take a chance on things, Double Ought.
Hey Pants, apparently lying to Nickels, getting caught, and then getting mad about getting caught is a red flag. Good luck with those lofty standards.
I don't lie. Too much work trying to remember what you've lied about. Plus, with someone as ruggedly good looking as me, why would I bother using fake pictures?
Dude was trying very hard to hit on me, but only had three pretty grainy photos. Gut instinct said he was fake. Took one of the photos and reverse image searched it and came up with some article online about how girls are more attracted to guys playing guitar. He got extra pissy when he was busted and told me that I should have just stopped responding to him rather than calling him out for his ********.
You want to join my band?
So they can't get a restraining order on you?