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I love when people threaten bad reviews or lawsuits at my job because they can't do whatever they want with their retirement money when they aren't retired.

So we gave away 100 dollar walmart gift cards this year, but your fees had to be at least 200 dollars. I actually got a BBB complaint because they didn't feel the small print that said a minimum fee was required was in big enough print.
 
Searched for bbq gifs.

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This was the worst phrase ever created to make ******* people think they should always get what they want.
Haha I know. We just had a customer today ***** non stop why we were charging them an extra $6,000 even though it clearly read in an agreement that if we didn't have the unit by the 13th they would be billed another $6,000
 
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbecue

If it's on wikipedia, it has to be true:

Barbecue (also barbeque, BBQ and barby/barbies) is a cooking method and apparatus. While there is a vast degree of variation and overlap in terminology and method surrounding this form of cooking, the generally accepted difference between barbecuing and grilling is in the cooking time and type of heat used. Grilling is generally done quickly over moderate-to-high direct heat with little smoke, while barbecuing is done slowly over low indirect heat and the food is flavored by the smoking process.
 
Side note. I feel so bad for this bartender. Her baby daddy is sitting next to me and the dude is just a loser. He's awkward, talking about stupid ****, and keeps bothering her. I usually would be the guy that says 'you did this to yourself' but she's so nice and he's such a ****** canoe.
 
I have never used barbecue as a verb. If I have food on the grill, it's being grilled, no matter direct/indirect heat or cooking time. This must be a Wisconsin thing.
 
I have never used barbecue as a verb. If I have food on the grill, it's being grilled, no matter direct/indirect heat or cooking time. This must be a Wisconsin thing.


Well, at least you don't cal it ****ing frying...I feel like we're making progress here. Now to fix this barbecue sandwich abomination.
 
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I think its the heating method and technique. Now as far as sauces go you've got 2 pretty different categories there.


chaser's original question was whether one, confronted with a sandwich in which there is cooked loose hamburger combined with seasonings and sauces, whether one should call that a 'barbecue' or whether one should call it a 'sloppy joe'. I think it was an extension of the earlier container/canister discussion, and was chaser trying to determine exactly how weird he talks...and the answer is 'significantly weird'.
 
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