Random thoughts III

[cyrocksmypants]

I looked out on our deck this morning and there were five squirrels underneath the roof of our covered deck. My wife was tripping and started talking about getting a pest control service out there.

I jokingly said a pellet gun would take care of it, and she jumped at the idea. I was like "WTF honey, I'm not killing a squirrel for finding a safe place to stay. Give me a chance to look at it and I'll figure out a way to block them from getting in."

I think my wife may be a serial killer.

Definitely a serial killer. And now that you've shot down her approval, you'd better make sure you sleep with one eye open.

 

[00clone]

Hey KC, the boys have been fairly well behaved while you were gone. I expect they will now test their limits!

Bewbs.

 

[BoxsterCy]

I looked out on our deck this morning and there were five squirrels underneath the roof of our covered deck. My wife was tripping and started talking about getting a pest control service out there.

I jokingly said a pellet gun would take care of it, and she jumped at the idea. I was like "WTF honey, I'm not killing a squirrel for finding a safe place to stay. Give me a chance to look at it and I'll figure out a way to block them from getting in."

I think my wife may be a serial killer.

Good thought. Get Boxster to do it for you.

Trying to cut down an urban squirrel population is futile. Each urban population of squirrels is linked via a worm hole to the Squirrel Universe thus providing them an endless resupply of squirrels to torment you.

 

[00clone]

Definitely a serial killer. And now that you've shot down her approval, you'd better make sure you sleep with one eye open.

Gripping your pillow tight?

 

[BoxsterCy]

I think my wife may be a serial killer.

Post a picture of her eyes and we will let you know if it's safe. Lot's of experts here with respect to identifying cray cray eyes.

 

[coolerifyoudid]

Post a picture of her eyes and we will let you know if it's safe. Lot's of experts here with respect to identifying cray cray eyes.

Well, she does have crazy hair....

 

[00clone]

Upcoming: Pants with the "would"

 

[coolerifyoudid]

Upcoming: Pants with the "would"

Followed shortly by Cooler saying "did"

 

[cyrocksmypants]

Well, she does have crazy hair....

Clear of the crazy eyes. You're good to go, bruh.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

Upcoming: Pants with the "would"

I actually wasn't going to out of respect! Come on now!

 

[coolerifyoudid]

There have been some good threads lately. Leland King, CW's Bulls job opening, Jerseys. Our fan base can be pretty damn funny

 

[cyhiphopp]

There have been some good threads lately. Leland King, CW's Bulls job opening, Jerseys. Our fan base can be pretty damn funny

Unfortunately the Jerseys thread was cleansed by the mods last night. I capitalized on the opportunity at the perfect time though.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

There have been some good threads lately. Leland King, CW's Bulls job opening, Jerseys. Our fan base can be pretty damn funny

I'm a little upset because I feel my joke in the Leland King thread was very underappreciated. I felt it was fairly clever to spot.

 

[BoxsterCy]

Well, she does have crazy hair....

I love crazy hair. My ISU college GF had crazy hair.

From the old Minolta archives:

Three. Two. One. Begin crazy hair posts!

 

[SaraV]

Challenge accepted. It'll take until at least tomorrow morning for the achieved effect, though.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

I love crazy hair. My ISU college GF had crazy hair.

From the old Minolta archives:

Three. Two. One. Begin crazy hair posts!

I had a bowl cut back in the day, does that count?

 

[BoxsterCy]

Challenge accepted. It'll take until at least tomorrow morning for the achieved effect, though.

No morning hair! It's too easy and morning hair can be kinda scary and not crazy.

I had a bowl cut back in the day, does that count?

Again, talking crazy hair, not bad haircuts. Now if your bowl cut had one crazy cowlick sticking up in back than maybe it would be crazy hair.

 

[SaraV]

No morning hair! It's too easy and morning hair can be kinda scary and not crazy.

Nah, just need my hair to air dry a bit after a washing. You'll see! Watch, it won't be crazy when I want it to be crazy.

 

[Bu4ISU]

My first born sons middle name is my middle name.

Of course you go with preppy names like Graham and Colton! Of course I like Colton too.

I do love me some preppy names, I'll name my daughter Lilly

 

[Cybirdy]

No morning hair! It's too easy and morning hair can be kinda scary and not crazy.



Again, talking crazy hair, not bad haircuts. Now if your bowl cut had one crazy cowlick sticking up in back than maybe it would be crazy hair.

About 15 years ago I had a hairstyle that was purposely messy in the back (think short hair, and it actually took some work to get it that way). I was working with 3-4 old kids, some of them who had autism. One of the kids I worked with said I had "bad guy" hair--meaning it kinda looked like The Joker (aka bad guy). Hubby prefers to think the kid thought I had bad guy hair.

Any of you guys like short hair on women? (Like JLaw's short hair she had awhile ago) I always have short hair, but am going pretty short tomorrow. Unfortunately hubby likes long, blonde hair. I have neither.