Random thoughts III

[cyrocksmypants]

pants, 00, you guys say I have a dirty mind. I want it known that I read the last part of the name as Cider. My mind is as clean as the fleece of a newborn lamb.

I'm still trying to figure out how it was risqué.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

If I die, I need someone to clear out my Google history.

You can actually hire a company to come and do that after you've died.

 

[cowgirl836]

I'm still trying to figure out how it was risqué.

The last word of his name becomes Her.

 

[ImJustKCClone]

pants, 00, you guys say I have a dirty mind. I want it known that I read the last part of the name as Cider. My mind is as clean as the fleece of a newborn lamb.

Blame it on Monica Lewinsky.

 

[cowgirl836]

Guys, when I have kids, kill me if I ever talk about their diarrhea in my facebook statuses. Dig me up and kill me again if I do it multiple times.

 

[cyrevkah]

Guys, when I have kids, kill me if I ever talk about their diarrhea in my facebook statuses. Dig me up and kill me again if I do it multiple times.

While very gross, and seems like a bad thing in general to say. The new mom in me wonders if they were looking for advice...... But then again, you have your Dr to call for that too or PM them.

 

[BoxsterCy]

Just don't disclose where you buried them.

Craig James!

 

[cowgirl836]

While very gross, and seems like a bad thing in general to say. The new mom in me wonders if they were looking for advice...... But then again, you have your Dr to call for that too or PM them.

Nope. I almost included a disclaimer about unless it's like someone asks if your kid has it or it's like a super bad color/severity and you want input from your mom friends. This is about the stomach flu and how it was coming out one end all morning and now it's coming out the other. This mom does this every time her kid is sick.

 

[cyrevkah]

Nope. I almost included a disclaimer about unless it's like someone asks if your kid has it or it's like a super bad color/severity and you want input from your mom friends. This is about the stomach flu and how it was coming out one end all morning and now it's coming out the other. This mom does this every time her kid is sick.

Definitely TMI then. yuck.

 

[BoxsterCy]

If I die, I need someone to clear out my Google history.

The Family Guy equivalent:

Herbert: Chris, I'm worried with this killer on the loose. If I should die, I-I just want you to know that they might find some things...Strange things. Things that...don't make sense to ya.
Chris: Um, okay...
Herbert: And there's gonna be a lotta talk. Nasty talk. And I just want you to know from me, it's all gonna be out of context.
Chris: I don't know what that means.
Herbert: IT MEANS IF I DIE, YOU GOTTA BURN MY HOUSE DOWN!!!

 

[CycloneRulzzz]

What does Dh got CG? I'm on my 3rd day of feeling like ****.

 

[cowgirl836]

What does Dh got CG? I'm on my 3rd day of feeling like ****.

not sure, he thought it was food poisoning and I thought some kind of gastroenteritis since I've seen multiple people talking about having that recently. Think he would have been ok today but he went to dodgeball last night and had milk and cheese with dinner. Think it was too much on him. We got inside for dodgeball and he was just shaking like a leaf from the 60 second walk from the car. See how he is tomorrow otherwise he'll have to reschedule his wisdom teeth.

What are you thinking you have?

 

[cyrevkah]

I hope you get feeling better soon, Rulzzz!

 

[CycloneRulzzz]

not sure, he thought it was food poisoning and I thought some kind of gastroenteritis since I've seen multiple people talking about having that recently. Think he would have been ok today but he went to dodgeball last night and had milk and cheese with dinner. Think it was too much on him. We got inside for dodgeball and he was just shaking like a leaf from the 60 second walk from the car. See how he is tomorrow otherwise he'll have to reschedule his wisdom teeth.

What are you thinking you have?

no throwing up, had a fever the other day and last two days have come down with horrible constant cough.

 

[CloneinWDSM]

no throwing up, had a fever the other day and last two days have come down with horrible chronic cough.

Sounds like EBOLA

 

[00clone]

no throwing up, had a fever the other day and last two days have come down with horrible chronic cough.

Iz dat from too much weed?

 

[CycloneRulzzz]

Your a couple of regular comedians. I have asthma so that doesn't help matters.

 

[00clone]

Your a couple of regular comedians. I have asthma so that doesn't help matters.

Well, it's a good thing we're not that funny, then...otherwise the laughing wouldn't help either.

:wink:

 

[bigdaddykane]

Snow where are you???

 

[cyrocksmypants]

Guys, when I have kids, kill me if I ever talk about their diarrhea in my facebook statuses. Dig me up and kill me again if I do it multiple times.

Don't worry, I call out anyone on Facebook that does that. Usually by describing my last BM in detail when I comment on it.