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Went to a funeral today and my husband was all into planning our funerals. So if I turn up dead, he is the first suspect.

I have eaten a lot of chocolate since we got home, ironic that the word "fun" is in "funeral."
I am 38 years old and I have never been to a funeral. Is that odd?
 
The letters in funeral can be rearranged to spell real fun.

No way we are Funeral Crashing. Just want to get that out front.

Although I confess to spotting a pretty middle-aged woman at the last funeral I was at. I was attending alone (representing my side of the family, man!) and so was she. She caught my eye because unlike many others there she did not look like she was dressed for shopping at Walmart. Come on Iowa peeps, it's okay to put a coat and tie or a dress on for a funeral. Anyway, no wedding ringy so I bummed a ride in her MILF mobile from the church to the cemetery. Alas she was sans ring but a totally married MILF. So back to the church for sandwiches and jello (hey, it was a Lutheran funeral!)
 
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Random that I just thought of...so I rarely listen to the radio, but I stay a little in touch with some things via other sources (CF, other sites I frequent), but I'm unashamed to admit that I'm old and uncool as a dad. I had heard of uptown funk, but had to go listen to it when it was mentioned in herr.

So the youngest (2.5) has a new 'teacher' in his room at daycare, and he's been wanting to 'show us his dance moves' wherein he'll just bop around, etc. Over the last week, he has also been repeating a new phrase, which isn't uncommon.

This particular one, sounded to old, uncool dad as "badabase, badabase, badabase, notrouble"...finally after he said it like 3 or 4 times in a row, I asked Mrs. 00clone (who is a little less uncool), what is this 'badabase'?

She replies, "I think it's 'all about that bass', it's a song." Uncool, but slightly close to being almost in touch dad thinks "Oh, I've heard of that, I think, but I got no idea what it's actually like", so I pull it up on the youtube channel on the Roku...sure enough...yep, both boys (4.5 and 2.5) come running out to the living room and are dancing away like crazy to this song about girls with larger behinds.
 
spent another hour at Home Depot tonight. One of two mirrors came in broken but they didn't tell me that on Friday when it came in. So I gotta reorder and not get my 3% ebate that I had. Lady at the counter is like you should call them and complain since this order is such a hot mess. The lady earlier today said she gave me 10% on the stuff we reordered because it got lost, but math says it's 5%. I don't want to be whiny, but I wants my ebate!
 
I am 38 years old and I have never been to a funeral. Is that odd?

More like fortunate.

I do better at Catholic ones because you know what is going to happen, it hasn't changed much for a couple of millenia.

At least this one, the funeral director wasn't creepy, even though I didn't have a clue what was going on.
 
I am 38 years old and I have never been to a funeral. Is that odd?

You aren't missing anything. It's just a lot of this:

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I would say it is. I'm 29, and I've been to dozens.

Death, is that you?

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No way we are Funeral Crashing. Just want to get that out front.

Although I confess to spotting a pretty middle-aged woman at the last funeral I was at. I was attending alone (representing my side of the family, man!) and so was she. She caught my eye because unlike many others there she did not look like she was dressed for shopping at Walmart. Come on Iowa peeps, it's okay to put a coat and tie or a dress on for a funeral. Anyway, no wedding ringy so I bummed a ride in her MILF mobile from the church to the cemetery. Alas she was sans ring but a totally married MILF. So back to the church for sandwiches and jello (hey, it was a Lutheran funeral!)

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No way we are Funeral Crashing. Just want to get that out front.

Although I confess to spotting a pretty middle-aged woman at the last funeral I was at. I was attending alone (representing my side of the family, man!) and so was she. She caught my eye because unlike many others there she did not look like she was dressed for shopping at Walmart. Come on Iowa peeps, it's okay to put a coat and tie or a dress on for a funeral. Anyway, no wedding ringy so I bummed a ride in her MILF mobile from the church to the cemetery. Alas she was sans ring but a totally married MILF. So back to the church for sandwiches and jello (hey, it was a Lutheran funeral!)



Just because she is married, doesn't mean she is getting the attention she deserves.
 
Random that I just thought of...so I rarely listen to the radio, but I stay a little in touch with some things via other sources (CF, other sites I frequent), but I'm unashamed to admit that I'm old and uncool as a dad. I had heard of uptown funk, but had to go listen to it when it was mentioned in herr.

So the youngest (2.5) has a new 'teacher' in his room at daycare, and he's been wanting to 'show us his dance moves' wherein he'll just bop around, etc. Over the last week, he has also been repeating a new phrase, which isn't uncommon.

This particular one, sounded to old, uncool dad as "badabase, badabase, badabase, notrouble"...finally after he said it like 3 or 4 times in a row, I asked Mrs. 00clone (who is a little less uncool), what is this 'badabase'?

She replies, "I think it's 'all about that bass', it's a song." Uncool, but slightly close to being almost in touch dad thinks "Oh, I've heard of that, I think, but I got no idea what it's actually like", so I pull it up on the youtube channel on the Roku...sure enough...yep, both boys (4.5 and 2.5) come running out to the living room and are dancing away like crazy to this song about girls with larger behinds.

Also would Megan Trainor, I don't care what others think.
 
Random that I just thought of...so I rarely listen to the radio, but I stay a little in touch with some things via other sources (CF, other sites I frequent), but I'm unashamed to admit that I'm old and uncool as a dad. I had heard of uptown funk, but had to go listen to it when it was mentioned in herr.

So the youngest (2.5) has a new 'teacher' in his room at daycare, and he's been wanting to 'show us his dance moves' wherein he'll just bop around, etc. Over the last week, he has also been repeating a new phrase, which isn't uncommon.

This particular one, sounded to old, uncool dad as "badabase, badabase, badabase, notrouble"...finally after he said it like 3 or 4 times in a row, I asked Mrs. 00clone (who is a little less uncool), what is this 'badabase'?

She replies, "I think it's 'all about that bass', it's a song." Uncool, but slightly close to being almost in touch dad thinks "Oh, I've heard of that, I think, but I got no idea what it's actually like", so I pull it up on the youtube channel on the Roku...sure enough...yep, both boys (4.5 and 2.5) come running out to the living room and are dancing away like crazy to this song about girls with larger behinds.


00 I am sure it was this version...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lIR6nZGk0g
 
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