At a restaurant and a 5-6 year old across from us just announced to our whole section that he’s going poop. Said it a couple times to make sure everyone heard. Think everyone but his parents were aware.
Random Thoughts 15: Crystal Clear 2021 Edition
- Thread starter SCyclone
- Start date
- Status
Usually, I'm the only one that announces that I'm going to poop in a restaurant.
Yes it is. Denny is willing to sell. He has battled cancer a few times.
Better than stating "I just pooped" like my little grandnephew did a few years back just as we we're all just getting served our food. Since known as the Great Doolittle's Restaurant Poopie.
Toddler twice announced that he was peeing tonight. Once getting home jumping on trampoline as I came back with diaper and again going from shower to changing table. Doesn't listen to half of what I say but repeated my "God dammit " without hesitation
Full day today. I went in early today worked 5 hours then had to come back and work closing.
Tomorrow we are finally going to be able to have the service for my grandma.
Tomorrow we are finally going to be able to have the service for my grandma.
Just watched Tom Papa in KC. He had me in tears. The guy's delivery is impeccable. After a year of basically nothing, some quality stand-up was just what I needed.
Get banned and then promoted? Maybe that’s my issue, haven’t gotten tossed yet.
We saw him a couple of years ago. He's fantastic. So relevant to our life.
Last edited:
Technically a week ago Friday. Practically this past Monday. My granter of entry chose too many options and didn’t realize it. All is well now.
Although maybe it was because, like Dennis the Menace’s babysitters, I asked for double pay and to be paid before the job started. Guess I’ll never know for sure.
Toddler twice announced that he was peeing tonight. Once getting home jumping on trampoline as I came back with diaper and again going from shower to changing table. Doesn't listen to half of what I say but repeated my "God dammit " without hesitation
I JUST saw this FB post 15 minutes ago.
Or Besserheimerphat. He's up in the wilds north of the Seattle Metro. I spent years on both ends of the state in Bellevue & Pullman, plus the middle (where my ex-inlaws had an orchard & fruit stand just north of Wenatchee in the Columbia River Basin).
Oh, man...my language was SOOOO filtered when my boys were babies.I JUST saw this FB post 15 minutes ago.
Then the pastor's wife (who was working in the nursery) took me aside after church and told me that I might want to be careful how I talked around my toddlers because when she was changing a diaper on my younger one, the older one (<3 yrs old) told the younger one "D, you're much too big a boy to **** in your pants".
Turns out my babysitter wasn't as cautious with her language as we were. We found a new sitter.
Last summer, the girls that live in the house behind us were playing in their backyard (they are quite a bit younger than my kids). The younger girl went inside. Dad came to the back door and wondered where the younger daughter was and yelled out to the older daughter:Toddler twice announced that he was peeing tonight. Once getting home jumping on trampoline as I came back with diaper and again going from shower to changing table. Doesn't listen to half of what I say but repeated my "God dammit " without hesitation
Dad - Izzi, where did Olivia go?
Izzi - She went inside.
Dad - Why?
Izzi - She had to go inside.
Dad - Why did she go inside?
Izzi - She had to go inside.
Dad (exasperated) - But why did she have to go inside?
Izzi (yelling) - She had diarrhea.
- Status
