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Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by MeanDean, Feb 4, 2020.
“Serious as a Heart Attack!”
Heart attack (ack, ack, ack, ack)
Like the CF MBB threads
I got a fever of a hundred and three
If you want to hear one that's on the serious side, take a listen to this.
A couple from Ween...
Everyday they don't never come correct
You can ask my man right here with the broken neck
Look, I'll be honest man, this team won't work.
The girls won't be on you, Fred your face is all burnt!";
I patted him on the shoulder said, ";Thanks for stopping by.";
Then I opened up the door and said, ";Take care guy!";
He got mad, drew back his arm, and slashed my shirt
I laughed at first, then thought, ";Hold up, that hurt!";
My Dad's a drunk...
My mom is a skitzo...
I am a drunk and I am a skitzo
I found out that I got eye cancer
Too many television waves, but anyway
Now stuck in my head. Thanks CF.
I was at a show with the Old 97's opening for Lucinda Williams/Ryan Adams. The lead singer was late arriving from the airport, so the rest of the band started without him. he literally ran onto the stage half way through the set and no one missed a beat.
Ah, Dan Bern:
She saw the barkeep, said “Oh god, he can’t be dead.”
Stag said, “Just count the holes in the mother******’s head.