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Just saw this article and those were literally the words I said to myself as I read it.


I've no idea if this thread will stick but I find myself saying this more and more with all the weird sh*t happening out there.
 
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Just saw this article and those were literally the words I said to myself as I read it.


I've no idea if this thread will stick but I find myself saying this more and more with all the weird sh*t happening out there.

I know you've talked about your time in Baraboo, WI.

But have you been up the road a bit to Portage? Or as I call it, Florida-age?

 
I know you've talked about your time in Baraboo, WI.

But have you been up the road a bit to Portage? Or as I call it, Florida-age?

Lol, unfortunately didn't make it up that way. Would've added a little spice to the anniversary getaway for sure though.
 
Lol, unfortunately didn't make it up that way. Would've added a little spice to the anniversary getaway for sure though.

There's typical '*insert small WI town here* man gets 7th OWI' news and then there's 'Portage man arrested for syphoning gas from neighbor's car to avenge wife's affair' news.

I can't find the article but something like that happened once I swear.

And that's just what's reported!
 
I was hoping this thread was going to be one of those fun ones joking about ourselves…
 
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My elbows don't align so it is awkward to do push ups. Have to turn my hand outwards to get them to align properly while doing them.

Pro is that I have the unique talent of touching my ear behind my back. Never met anyone else who can do that. Also helps washing my back.
 
I know you've talked about your time in Baraboo, WI.

But have you been up the road a bit to Portage? Or as I call it, Florida-age?

We had a case in my town of police arresting a naked guy at a car wash and throwing him in the back seat of a patrol car, where he proceeded to rub his naked buttocks against the plastic divider.

That was followed by the repeat offender who fell in love with a metal pole outside a high school, stripping completely naked and lowering himself on said post. It was the shape of one of those bollards, only smaller in diameter, maybe 4-5 inches in diameter, but it was about four feet tall. The ... um ... er ... transfer of some brown substance to the post is why they decided to check the security cams the next day. Like I said, this guy was a repeat offender. He was caught doing it more than once. He was in his 60s.
 
We had a case in my town of police arresting a naked guy at a car wash and throwing him in the back seat of a patrol car, where he proceeded to rub his naked buttocks against the plastic divider.

That was followed by the repeat offender who fell in love with a metal pole outside a high school, stripping completely naked and lowering himself on said post. It was the shape of one of those bollards, only smaller in diameter, maybe 4-5 inches in diameter, but it was about four feet tall. The ... um ... er ... transfer of some brown substance to the post is why they decided to check the security cams the next day. Like I said, this guy was a repeat offender. He was caught doing it more than once. He was in his 60s.

I worked with a retired cop who was also very funny and one time she went off on a tangent about how the worst was arresting naked people.

I think Reno 911 wasn't that far off in what goes on throughout any given night.
 
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My elbows don't align so it is awkward to do push ups. Have to turn my hand outwards to get them to align properly while doing them.

Pro is that I have the unique talent of touching my ear behind my back. Never met anyone else who can do that. Also helps washing my back.

I have a mild form of Trichotillomania (hair-pulling disorder). I have a weird obsession with pulling and plucking beard and eyebrow hairs. Used to pluck hairs from my scalp when I was younger but I'm bald now...go figure.
 
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