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John Klosterman's X account says LB at Penn State Football but I don't see anything official. Maybe he's a walkon there.
 
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Although I'm sure many posters on this board are, in fact, born pre-madonna... she's currently 67 years old.

Or perhaps we could classify people as pre-madonna in the sense of her peak popularity, which would range from the mid 80s to the mid 90s.
She's the same age as Bill Fennelly.
 
Based on Joe Summer's grades for the transfers while adding in some of the returners here's an attempt at filling out a two deep. Not saying this is a prediction on the two deep for next fall, just went through the exorcise to see if we still have any big holes to fill and figured I'd share. Couple observations, the front 7 on defense is in a better place than the secondary (thank goodness Coffey is coming back and we got Awls). On offense feel good about the QB room, was surprised in a good way by the WR group, and the OL looks solid enough (no idea how exactly it will shake out). RB and TE we will need some guys to step up.2026 2 deep.png
 
Based on Joe Summer's grades for the transfers while adding in some of the returners here's an attempt at filling out a two deep. Not saying this is a prediction on the two deep for next fall, just went through the exorcise to see if we still have any big holes to fill and figured I'd share. Couple observations, the front 7 on defense is in a better place than the secondary (thank goodness Coffey is coming back and we got Awls). On offense feel good about the QB room, was surprised in a good way by the WR group, and the OL looks solid enough (no idea how exactly it will shake out). RB and TE we will need some guys to step up.View attachment 166142
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Although I'm sure many posters on this board are, in fact, born pre-madonna... she's currently 67 years old.

Or perhaps we could classify people as pre-madonna in the sense of her peak popularity, which would range from the mid 80s to the mid 90s.
I was making a joke because the poster used the term ‘short-sided’.
 
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Back in my day, the same was said about ISU. It's much better today.
I visited both schools when I was trying to figure out where I wanted to go to college and can tell you that when I was trying to pick a college 30 years ago that ISU was a much better place to find a date. The guys that went to Rolla mostly drove down I44 to Missouri St to find girls back then. The only fun to be had in Rolla was on St Patricks Day.
 
Was in Rolla for volleyball the past 4 years. First gas station stop there was a guy riding around on a bike smoking crack or meth no handed (very impressive) but I am glad I never have to go back there again. Hotel parking lot had hookers it was a s***
hole.