***Official Insider Information Weekly Mailbag 12-04-2019***

[jcyclonee]

Pants is the Dane Cook of this board.

I wish I'd starred in a movie with Jessica Simpson.

 

[Sigmapolis]

I feel like a milk drunk kitten after reading all of that.

My porn name is lame, but my brother's (Blacki Ringgold) is awesome.

 

[CloneLawman]

My porn name based on the pet/street thing would be Buster Barclay which I think is pretty dope.

And Doc knows dope!!

 

[CloneLawman]

I wish I'd starred in a movie with Jessica Simpson.

You still could.

 

[jcyclonee]

You still could.

Could I star in the Dukes of Hazzard movie with her (or at least her music video)? I've never acted but I don't think I can be worse than Johnny Knoxville.

 

[CloneLawman]

Could I star in the Dukes of Hazzard movie with her (or at least her music video)? I've never acted but I don't think I can be worse than Johnny Knoxville.

I think you would be great!!

 

[CycloneRulzzz]

I wish I'd starred in a movie with Jessica Simpson.

I take Jessica Alba in Good Luck Chuck for the win.

 

[CycloneRulzzz]

Cook has been in romantic comedies with Jessica Simpson, Jessica Alba and Kate Hudson.

 

[jcyclonee]

I take Jessica Alba in Good Luck Chuck for the win.

I'm not familiar enough with my Dane Cook movies to even realize that he was in a movie with Jessica Alba. You are correct, I'd prefer to star in a movie with Jessica Alba.

 

[jcyclonee]

Cook has been in romantic comedies with Jessica Simpson, Jessica Alba and Kate Hudson.

Kate Hudson shouldn't be in the same sentence as the first two.

 

[CycloneRulzzz]

Kate Hudson shouldn't be in the same sentence as the first two.

Excuse me??? I hope you mean as an actor because if your talking from a hotness factor I'm at a loss for words.

 

[intrepid27]

I feel like a milk drunk kitten after reading all of that.

My porn name is lame, but my brother's (Blacki Ringgold) is awesome.

I was told your porn name should be your middle name and the street you grew up on.
which would make mine "Nick Granite". Now that's a solid name.

 

[cyclones500]

My porn name: Penny-O

 

[GTO]

My porn name: Keko Bella Vista.

 

[GTO]

I was told your porn name should be your middle name and the street you grew up on.
which would make mine "Nick Granite". Now that's a solid name.

Rock solid. Maybe even rock hard.

 

[Doc]

And Doc knows dope!!

I got a dab rig on Cyber Monday. Gonna try it out this weekend. I got some stuff the liquor store proprietor calls "The **** that Killed Elvis."

 

[cyrocksmypants]

I was told your porn name should be your middle name and the street you grew up on.
which would make mine "Nick Granite". Now that's a solid name.

First pet name and street you grew up on.

 

[Doc]

My pron name of Sport C-64 probably doesn't work very well.

There is porn for everything. You’d be great as a machine or robot or something.

 

[CloneLawman]

I got a dab rig on Cyber Monday. Gonna try it out this weekend. I got some stuff the liquor store proprietor calls "The **** that Killed Elvis."

The problem, you see, is that Elvis isn't dead.

 

[jcyclonee]

Excuse me??? I hope you mean as an actor because if your talking from a hotness factor I'm at a loss for words.

I mean the latter. You are at a loss for words.