***Official Friday Confessions***

Eff yeah!

Either that or hook me up with your barber so I can get a bad *** mullet.

Also I would accept 2 (not 3) gut bomb tacos!


He gets pretty busy.
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I just thought of another one that is useful (sorry to those getting tired of it) we used it to catch up to my buddys girl he was dating

She and all her idiot frineds check in to places on fb and foursquare or whatever. We knew she was going out w/ friends but suspected that she was hanging out with this guy at the same time who was friends w/ another girls bf. She denied of course so we made another fake fb profile and added the guy. They ended up checking in at the same place like 3 times in one night. When asked about it she never mentioned that the guy was there. The next night she went to the casino with her gay friend. That guy also checked in, and they were there till 3 am. He confronts her she admits that he was there but not her fault he is great friends with gay dude, she didnt even know he was gonna be there, that is until a few nights later when he text her, hey whats your gay friends name again? That is why ill never have foursquare.
 
I will wait a few days from now when the cell phone bill comes, at which point I will ask her why she has ___ amount of texts to this one number, pretty much every day for the last month. She won't be able to say it is her sister. If she claims it is one of her girlfriends from work, I will call her on it, reminding her of how much she used to complain about the girls she works with.

Your cell phone bill breaks down the number of texts you send to certain numbers?
 
Your cell phone bill breaks down the number of texts you send to certain numbers?

It has been a while since I have looked at one in detail, so I may be dead wrong, but I thought it showed each message time and to what number. Maybe I am thinking it does that for phone calls, though. Or I could be wrong on both counts. As I said, it has been a while since I looked at a bill in detail.

If I am wrong, I will have to find another way.
 
I will wait a few days from now when the cell phone bill comes, at which point I will ask her why she has ___ amount of texts to this one number, pretty much every day for the last month. She won't be able to say it is her sister. If she claims it is one of her girlfriends from work, I will call her on it, reminding her of how much she used to complain about the girls she works with.
Your cell phone bill breaks down the number of texts you send to certain numbers?

If you are right, you are screwed. If you are wrong, you are screwed. Sucks, doesn't it?
 
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I will wait a few days from now when the cell phone bill comes, at which point I will ask her why she has ___ amount of texts to this one number, pretty much every day for the last month. She won't be able to say it is her sister. If she claims it is one of her girlfriends from work, I will call her on it, reminding her of how much she used to complain about the girls she works with.
Your cell phone bill breaks down the number of texts you send to certain numbers?
maybe you aren't meeting her emotional needs due to CF?
 
I confess that I just bought a panini maker and have fallen in love with it.
 
It has been a while since I have looked at one in detail, so I may be dead wrong, but I thought it showed each message time and to what number. Maybe I am thinking it does that for phone calls, though. Or I could be wrong on both counts. As I said, it has been a while since I looked at a bill in detail.

If I am wrong, I will have to find another way.

I'm sure it probably says phone calls but between my brother and me my parents would have a 100 pages of phone bill each month from Verizon if it detailed each text sent. I could be wrong but I have my doubts.
 
I confess that the breaking news that Rhoads has lost his gas has distraught me so much that I angrily emailed Jamie Pollard threatening to boycott ISU football forever :jimlad:
 
I'm sure it probably says phone calls but between my brother and me my parents would have a 100 pages of phone bill each month from Verizon if it detailed each text sent. I could be wrong but I have my doubts.

If you log on Verizon's website, it lists all texts and phone calls.
 
I confess that the breaking news that Rhoads has lost his gas has distraught me so much that I angrily emailed Jamie Pollard threatening to boycott ISU football forever :jimlad:


Pollard will just get him an electric car that he can plug in.

No gas necessary.


Do they have electric Harleys?