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***Official Friday Confession Thread***

I argue for the dmr so its not a 1 sided fight.

I ran into a girl last night that I knew who was with a guy that wasnt her husband, she pretended to not know me.

A girl I know who we ran into at the bar last night was telling me how she use to do meth in the funeral home in our home town. She also stole embalming fluid, took it to the city and sold it.

WTF!!!!
 
Clones85' said:
So dissapointed in you two. What manly thing can you do to make up for your "peeling" of string cheese?

Do you put on your own fireworks show? Do you NEVER wear pink? Do you throw out the insturctions when building something that comes in a kit?
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This weekend I intend to buy enough lumber to build a table for the Big Green Egg Smoker I'll also buy.

I then intend to consume more red meat this summer than I have in the last 3 and taking about 10 years off my life (you know the later ones where you're just waiting to die anyway)
 
I peel or bite string cheese depending on my mood. I built my own deck last summer and have a black belt in TKD. No one takes my man card.
 
vmbplayer said:
This weekend I intend to buy enough lumber to build a table for the Big Green Egg Smoker I'll also buy.

I then intend to consume more red meat this summer than I have in the last 3 and taking about 10 years off my life (you know the later ones where you're just waiting to die anyway)
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Damn that is manly.

I'm going to do yard work. I make the wife pull the weeds while I put in a tube from my down spout so it stops washing away my mulch. After that I am going to go play 18 holes of golf at Legacy and drink a 12 pack of beer, perhaps of Bud Diesel. Still not as manly as you, but it will do for now.
 
oldman said:
I peel or bite string cheese depending on my mood. I built my own deck last summer and have a black belt in TKD. No one takes my man card.
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What % do you peel vs bite? It needs to be 60-40 in favor of biting. Otherwise I will have to sweep the leg.
 
I have confessed before about me and my buddies emailing each other all day while we are at work and at home at night. It started about a year and half ago with 3 of us. Now it has ballooned to 8 of us that email each other all day. 7 of the 8 have smartphones so our "discussion" usually gets started by someone between 5 and 7 AM and goes all day until 11 or 12 at night. Gmail works very well for this because it keeps all our emails in a single thread until it gets to 100, then starts a new one. The key is for everyone to hit "reply all" when they email back and forth. Our women know that we do this, but they have no idea the extent of our emailing. I have a feeling several of us would be in trouble if they knew how much we emailed back and forth.

Several of us farm and all have agriculture-related jobs so it is nice to have weather and crop reports from all over Iowa and from one guy in Illinois.

We all find this to be a good activity. What is said in our email discussion stays there.
 
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isufan said:
I have confessed before about me and my buddies emailing each other all day while we are at work and at home at night. It started about a year and half ago with 3 of us. Now it has ballooned to 8 of us that email each other all day. 7 of the 8 have smartphones so our "discussion" usually gets started by someone between 5 and 7 AM and goes all day until 11 or 12 at night. Gmail works very well for this because it keeps all our emails in a single thread until it gets to 100, then starts a new one. The key is for everyone to hit "reply all" when they email back and forth. Our women know that we do this, but they have no idea the extent of our emailing. I have a feeling several of us would be in trouble if they knew how much we emailed back and forth.

Several of us farm and all have agriculture-related jobs so it is nice to have weather and crop reports from all over Iowa and from one guy in Illinois.

We all find this to be a good activity. What is said in our email discussion stays there.
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Do any of your e-mail discussions involve weiners?
 
isufan said:
I have confessed before about me and my buddies emailing each other all day while we are at work and at home at night. It started about a year and half ago with 3 of us. Now it has ballooned to 8 of us that email each other all day. 7 of the 8 have smartphones so our "discussion" usually gets started by someone between 5 and 7 AM and goes all day until 11 or 12 at night. Gmail works very well for this because it keeps all our emails in a single thread until it gets to 100, then starts a new one. The key is for everyone to hit "reply all" when they email back and forth. Our women know that we do this, but they have no idea the extent of our emailing. I have a feeling several of us would be in trouble if they knew how much we emailed back and forth.

Several of us farm and all have agriculture-related jobs so it is nice to have weather and crop reports from all over Iowa and from one guy in Illinois.

We all find this to be a good activity. What is said in our email discussion stays there.
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So you have 8 dudes that you treat like wives? :rolleyes:
 
CycloneYoda said:
Living in Towers, I had direct access to the "kitchen", which also housed water pipes for the showers. On my floor, there was only one good shower. The pressure could rip 4 layers of skin per second. It was wonderful. Problem was every morning, I would have to race some other dude for said shower. This dude liked to take his sweet time, like some chick getting ready for, well, almost anything. He never got more than a couple of minutes of hot water once i purchased a wrench.
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In a similar type story, when I lived at Towers our RA left open a storage closet sometimes which had access to the same type of pipes....but ours didn't need a wrench, they just had valves which could be shut off by hand. One time my roommie was showering and I shut down the hot water...instantly I hear a scream and he comes out..mad, but appreciating the prank...he immediately targeted another guy on our floor...same thing...we hear a scream...but it is more of a pain scream...the guy walked out beet red...my roommie turned off the cold water....the other guy on our floor got a VERY hot shower.
 
vmbplayer said:
This weekend I intend to buy enough lumber to build a table for the Big Green Egg Smoker I'll also buy.

I then intend to consume more red meat this summer than I have in the last 3 and taking about 10 years off my life (you know the later ones where you're just waiting to die anyway)
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AWESOME! You will absolutely love the Big Green Egg. I also built a nice stand for mine. I recommend this website for any Egg questions/recipes/etc.

The ORIGINAL Online Community for the Big Green Egg
 
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