New Mexico FB Coach-Mascot Groped

"UNM said this is the first time a mascot has been touched inappropriately."


I know this is a serious thing but this line had me laughing out loud, as if mascot groping is endemic nationwide.
 
Do they suspect Cy, or something?

Lucy wouldn't be complaining about a chance to hookup with Cy. The description of the move that the perp used makes it appear that Herbie Husker might have been involved.
 
i think there is a girl Cy... she looked pretty hot from row 40 of jack trice

(not wearing the cy costume)

don't get any ideas or anything...