Nerds, how much data do I need per month?

[Mr Janny]

My wife argues with me in her dreams and will harbor a grudge for hours after she wakes up for something that happened in a dream.

That has 100% happened in my house... and not just once.

 

[CycloneWanderer]

That has 100% happened in my house... and not just once.

Dang. I had no idea this was such an issue. My wife does the same thing!

 

[Clonehomer]

He's only got like 2 free hours in a day after the video calls when you take eating, pooping and sleeping into account. Although I suppose you can watch porn during 2 of those things.

You assume that video chat and porn are mutually exclusive. Perhaps they're watching together. Or...he's watching the online stream as he's directing the action via video chat. All of this takes a ton of data. Especially if that stream is 4K. And in this day and age, you've gotta do 4K to make money. No one's paying for a fuzzy OnlyFans stream.

 

[coolerifyoudid]

My wife argues with me in her dreams and will harbor a grudge for hours after she wakes up for something that happened in a dream.

We should start a support group at a bar for all of the fallen husbands.

 

[Rabbuk]

We should start a support group at a bar for all of the fallen husbands.

Pretty sure that is just a bar

 

[Pat]

That has 100% happened in my house... and not just once.

Before we were married (over a decade ago), my wife had a dream that I was trying to make here get rid of her pet whale. While she did not actually have a pet whale at the time, I absolutely would have told her that it was impractical and a terrible idea, but it seems unreasonable that this still gets brought up on occasion when she is annoyed with me.

 

[houjix]

You assume that video chat and porn are mutually exclusive. Perhaps they're watching together. Or...he's watching the online stream as he's directing the action via video chat. All of this takes a ton of data. Especially if that stream is 4K. And in this day and age, you've gotta do 4K to make money. No one's paying for a fuzzy OnlyFans stream.

I don't know. Someone probably has a kink to recreating the days of watching fuzzy Skinemax.

 

[BCClone]

Why don't you show us a couple of these videos and that will help us with determining the need.

 

[Mr Janny]

Before we were married (over a decade ago), my wife had a dream that I was trying to make here get rid of her pet whale. While she did not actually have a pet whale at the time, I absolutely would have told her that it was impractical and a terrible idea, but it seems unreasonable that this still gets brought up on occasion when she is annoyed with me.

Dreams mean a whole lot more to my wife than they do to me. She's apparently having these intense visions where serious life decisions are being made.

Meanwhile I'm trying to buy a lawn sprinkler from the K-Mart in Mason City, while a horse with Maggie Gyllenhaal's face is impatiently waiting in line behind me.

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

We should start a support group at a bar for all of the fallen husbands.

Many many years ago I was working nights and I stopped by Cy's Lounge on Main St as they opened at like 7am and got a coke to wait for Ames Cycles to open.
There was a guy in there with a shot and a beer complaining that his wife was ******** at him for spending too much time at the bar so he just had to get out of the house.
I thought to my self "It's 8am and you have a shot and a beer in front of you, maybe she's got a point"

 

[AgronAlum]

That has 100% happened in my house... and not just once.

My wife talks in her sleep too, so I get a heads up.

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

OP needs to get on an unlimited plan if he is using that much data. Don't you have internet and wifi in the house?

 

[Clonehomer]

Many many years ago I was working nights and I stopped by Cy's Lounge on Main St as they opened at like 7am and got a coke to wait for Ames Cycles to open.
There was a guy in there with a shot and a beer complaining that his wife was ******** at him for spending too much time at the bar so he just had to get out of the house.
I thought to my self "It's 8am and you have a shot and a beer in front of you, maybe she's got a point"

Don't you ever take sides against your fellow men

 

[BCClone]

Dreams mean a whole lot more to my wife than they do to me. She's apparently having these intense visions where serious life decisions are being made.

Meanwhile I'm trying to buy a lawn sprinkler from the K-Mart in Mason City, while a horse with Maggie Gyllenhaal's face is impatiently waiting in line behind me.

Hate to tell you bud but that Kmart is closed

 

[BCClone]

My wife talks in her sleep too, so I get a heads up.

My wife has woke me up get herA glass of water, when I got back with it I told her I had it and she got mad at me for waking her up

Now I just tell her to shut up and go back to sleep

 

[JM4CY]

Hate to tell you bud but that Kmart is closed

Well yeah, you can’t stay open if your gonna have horses crapping in there.

 

[JM4CY]

Longitude FTW

Continue. What exactly is it worth?

 

[BCClone]

Well yeah, you can’t stay open if your gonna have horses crapping in there.

They let SJP into stores all the time though.

 

[Mr Janny]

Hate to tell you bud but that Kmart is closed

Oh, I'm well aware.

 

[CtownCyclone]

Hate to tell you bud but that Kmart is closed

Honestly, this was the clue that it was a dream and not reality.