Mega Millions - 1 BILLION DOLLARS

[NWICY]

Congrats to @ isucyclones2015.

 

[KidSilverhair]

Got the mega ball, time to go collect.

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Better Off Dead reference, nice!

 

[VeloClone]

Not only did my tickets win nothing yesterday, but to add insult to injury, for a few hours today Etrade was showing my account up $20mil because they miscalculated a dividend reinvestment (bought at .002 instead of about $400).

Alas, I am no longer a multimillionaire as they just fixed the glitch.

 

[bluestarcyclone]

I'm gonna set the building on fire.

 

[isufbcurt]

Won $7 on the powerball - where can I go get some hookers and blow?

 

[SCNCY]

Won $7 on the powerball - where can I go get some hookers and blow?

Kum & Go.

 

[isufbcurt]

Kum & Go.

On my way, talk to you all in a couple hours

 

[BCClone]

Won $7 on the powerball - where can I go get some hookers and blow?

A $7 hooker is putting your life in your own hands. Don’t have to worry about bites since I’d guess they have no teeth. Big old gummy bear.