Manbuns

Hey, I have a spare season football ticket. I'm not much to look at but what I lack in looks I more than make up for in lack of intelligence and abundance of awkwardness.

Damn, if that isn't a compelling argument.
 
Jesus...I thought you were younger!

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https://www.easycalculation.com/other/fun/Human-years-to-Cow-years.html

#manbuns


well I guess I used pigeon years.
 
I'll buy your plane tickets and cover hotel expenses. And buy you a parking pass, which is the most expensive of the three.

Just be under the jumbotron.

You do realize I live in Iowa. Granted, moving in a few weeks but just over to Nebraska.
 
Not feeling that cute this morning, but here goes..

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You might be the first single chick on this site. I'd give you a ribbon but I don't have one.


Are you under 40? Because you'd be the first under 40 woman on this site, too. (We aren't including Cowgirl because she's 428 in cow years)


Also, in case you were interested, I'm the smartest and goodest looking male poster on this site. Proof is in the signature. You want to get to know me more, meet me under the jumbotron at the UNI game. I'll be holding 11 roses, with the 12th in my mouth.

You'd better hope like hell that Angie doesn't see this post!