I had a client tell me that child birth felt like pooping a watermelon.I think we can all agree that there is nothing more agonizing in the human world that what a man goes through when he has a cold.
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Dude, that’s like a night after Taco Bell, big deal.I had a client tell me that child birth felt like pooping a watermelon.
That is all the comparison I needed.![]()
Are you eating it afterwards and just recycling over and over again?Try passing a kidney stone, and again, and again, and again...
Some people are just over performers. Quitting soda, tobacco and only drinking filtered water seems to have slowed my super power.Are you eating it afterwards and just recycling over and over again?
Well I guess you had really hit rock bottom.Some people are just over performers. Quitting soda, tobacco and only drinking filtered water seems to have slowed my super power.
About 3 years ago, a few days before moving to a new house, I got violently I'll with something. Puking and shitting and fevers and chills - just awful. At one point while sitting on the toilet I started feeling nauseous and, as I leaned forward to not puke into my underwear, I passed out. Fell off the toilet and landed on my nose, breaking it. Wife heard the bang from downstairs and thought a bookcase had fallen over. Came into the bathroom where I was just coming too, covered in blood and puke with my pants at my ankles.
I was still a little off while moving, mostly from being so dehydrated and not eating for 2 days.
Maybe you pooped out a dead bird into the terlit during all of this? @CoachHines3About 3 years ago, a few days before moving to a new house, I got violently I'll with something. Puking and shitting and fevers and chills - just awful. At one point while sitting on the toilet I started feeling nauseous and, as I leaned forward to not puke into my underwear, I passed out. Fell off the toilet and landed on my nose, breaking it. Wife heard the bang from downstairs and thought a bookcase had fallen over. Came into the bathroom where I was just coming too, covered in blood and puke with my pants at my ankles.
I was still a little off while moving, mostly from being so dehydrated and not eating for 2 days.
AND IM STARTING TO GET ONEI’m taking this to my grave..
I get colds worse than anyone else.
Yeah but that's like telling a woman to breath through the contractions, helps your body progress nah I want drugs! I want to not feel that ****!Gargling salt water is the best cure to most any upper respiratory thing though.
Puking is the absolute worst. Hate every part of it.
I had a client tell me that child birth felt like pooping a watermelon.
That is all the comparison I needed.![]()