Man Colds

[MeanDean]

A cold? You guys freak out over a cold?! I hope to hell you never get a hangnail!

(And no lie, I just this afternoon got a nasty paper cut. On my right index finger (I'm right handed))

(Also, went to the dentist this morning.)

 

[FriendlySpartan]

A cold? You guys freak out over a cold?! I hope to hell you never get a hangnail!

(And no lie, I just this afternoon got a nasty paper cut. On my right index finger (I'm right handed))

(Also, went to the dentist this morning.)

You can’t leave us hanging like that!?! Were they able to save the finger?

 

[MeanDean]

You can’t leave us hanging like that!?! Were they able to save the finger?

I just rubbed some mud on it. You know, real man style.

 

[Jer]

A cold? You guys freak out over a cold?! I hope to hell you never get a hangnail!

(And no lie, I just this afternoon got a nasty paper cut. On my right index finger (I'm right handed))

(Also, went to the dentist this morning.)

What kind of ****** up savage beast are you? Witch! He's a witch!

 

[Jer]

I just rubbed some mud on it. You know, real man style.

May your soul rest in peace once you pass. We'll forever remember you, well until the next unfortunate soul perishes of "the great cold" or a paper gash that infects their entire being.

 

[MeanDean]

What kind of ****** up savage beast are you? Witch! He's a witch!

The resemblance is striking.

 

[cmjh10]

It’s amazing how many grown men have their wife, girlfriend, or Mom call to make their appointments. Especially if it is a semi emergency.

In my defense, I get anxiety about talking on the phone:

 

[pourcyne]

I just rubbed some mud on it. You know, real man style.

Doesn't count unless it's mud from the barnyard.

 

[cmjh10]

Puking is the absolute worst. Hate every part of it.

 

[FriendlySpartan]

Doesn't count unless it's mud from the barnyard.

Profile pic checks out

 

[pourcyne]

Profile pic checks out

How do you think Dean got Mean?

 

[Ms3r4ISU]

How do you think Dean got Mean?

But how many fingers does he have? Maybe this is the only one remaining.

 

[exCYtable]

A cold? You guys freak out over a cold?! I hope to hell you never get a hangnail!

(And no lie, I just this afternoon got a nasty paper cut. On my right index finger (I'm right handed))

(Also, went to the dentist this morning.)

Oh man don't even get me started on the dentist. My poor dentists could be charged for attempted murder with how tortured I act in the chair. I can't even imagine the horrifying faces I make while they are digging in my mouth.

 

[MeanDean]

But how many fingers does he have? Maybe this is the only one remaining.

 

[BWRhasnoAC]

I haven't been sick sick in 4 years. I think it's hot yoga, sweating it all out.

 

[snowcraig2.0]

I haven't been sick sick in 4 years. I think it's hot yoga, sweating it all out.

 

[cstrunk]

I have a stomach bug. I haven't done anything except update my will and farewell letters.

 

[stormchaser2014]

I had a fever for a week December of 2021, couldn't sleep because I was hot and cold at the same time. When I woke up Saturday morning, it was gone and felt like I could have run a marathon.

 

[pourcyne]

But how many fingers does he have? Maybe this is the only one remaining.

If it's really "mean" then, we're talking about having the same number of fingers above and below the Dean in question.

 

[ClonerJams]

I have a stomach bug. I haven't done anything except update my will and farewell letters.

The worst. I had one around Christmas a few years back; rotating shifts of puking and pooping. After a few days I was feeling better but still not 100%; I was in the recliner and let a fart slip loose. Bunch of liquid came out and some of it got through the layers and on the chair. I still laugh about it.