Life Mottos

[Cyfan1965]

 

[WalkingCY]

If you start a phone call with, "My phone is almost dead," you can hang up at anytime.

 

[WalkingCY]

Never read the words, "COVID-19" to the tune of the song, "Come on Eileen."

(It never leaves you)

 

[michaelrr1]

 

[ISUCyclones2015]

Love isn't real

 

[mdk2isu]

Might as well be awesome.

 

[RLD4ISU]

Life is full of choices

Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding. Prov 3:5


If you ask my FIL how he's doing, his response is "If I was any better there'd be two of me" or "finer than a frog hair split 4 ways".

 

[CascadeClone]

For every beautiful woman in the world, there's a guy who is sick of her bull****.

 

[Clonefan32]

 

[TXCyclones]

My grandma used to tell me "If you can't be handsome at least be handy." I think grandma was telling me I was homely.

 

[Clonefan32]

My grandma used to tell me "If you can't be handsome at least be handy." I think grandma was telling me I was homely.

Be glad, because my grandma would have just told me I was ugly.

 

[qwerty]

I also wear a bracelet with "Memento Mori" on it which translates to "Remember you will die." Just a reminder to try and make the most of each day.

I have one that says "Tempus Fugit" . . . . .

 

[qwerty]

Better to fart and bear the shame than not to fart and bear the pain.

Never trust a wet fart

 

[BCClone]

My grandma used to tell me "If you can't be handsome at least be handy." I think grandma was telling me I was homely.

Sounds like she was telling you to “take care” of yourself and not reproduce

 

[Isualum13]

My grandma used to tell me "If you can't be handsome at least be handy." I think grandma was telling me I was homely.

Did your grandma by any chance watch The Red Green Show?

 

[cytor]

Falling down is not failure... staying down, is.

 

[cytor]

"Knowledge is Good" Sign at Faber college.

 

[TXCyclones]

Did your grandma by any chance watch The Red Green Show?

No. But she did watch All Star Wrestling. And she was certain it was real.

 

[cytor]

Never trust a wet fart

Never waste an erection.

 

[cyhiphopp]

From Homer Simpson

Also Homer Simpson:

"Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."