Joel Lanning Sayings
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Joel Lanning doesn't have a locker at JTS. He has a phone booth.
After the game Joel Lanning doesn’t turn on the shower. He just stares at it until it cries.
A viper once bit Joel Lanning. After a week of excruciating pain, the snake finally died.
3 aircraft carriers were deployed to Korea - cause Lanning is busy this weekend.
Joel Lanning doesn’t go into beast mode. Beasts go into Joel Lanning mode.
Chuck Norris is a fictional character created to reanact Joel Lanning's life
"I looked and behold a pale horse. And his name that sat on him was Joel Lanning. And hell followed with him."
Baseball teams
There's a man going around taking Ames
And he decides who to free and who to blame
Everybody won't be treated all the same
There'll be a golden (and cardinal) ladder reaching down
When the Lan comes around.
The hairs on your arm will stand tall
At the terror in each sack and in each fall
Will you partake of that last offered ball
Or disappear into Jack Trice's ground
When the Lan comes around?
There's a man going around taking Ames
And he decides who to free and who to blame
Everybody won't be treated all the same
There'll be a golden (and cardinal) ladder reaching down
When the Lan comes around.
The hairs on your arm will stand tall
At the terror in each sack and in each fall
Will you partake of that last offered ball
Or disappear into Jack Trice's ground
When the Lan comes around?
