After seeing this I figured the collective minds at CF could come up with some pretty good ones
Joel Lanning Sayings
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After seeing this I figured the collective minds at CF could come up with some pretty good ones
Lanning comes off the field at Halftime only because the first note he hit when he tried out for Marching Band, is still hit.
Joel Lanning is the reason Waldo is hiding.
It is believed, mistakenly, that Galileo uttered the phrase "still it moves" in reference to the Copernican theory that the Earth revolves around the sun.
The truth is that Galileo was sole witness to Joel Lanning's encounter with the fabled Immovable Object, which Joel threw 70 yards for a touchdown pass.
The truth is that Galileo was sole witness to Joel Lanning's encounter with the fabled Immovable Object, which Joel threw 70 yards for a touchdown pass.
Joel Lanning makes Churck Norris look like Jarrod Utoff.
Doors and bisexuals wish they could go both ways as easily as Joel Lanning.
Joel Lanning was once sent to the Pit of Misery. He campaniled his way out.
