It's Friday again!

This cracks me up every time

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Not to derail this awesome thread, but.....

So I just go the men's room to urinate. Let me set up the layout for you--you walk into a foyer, then through another door. 3 sinks on your left, a half wall, then 2 urinals on the left, followed by 3 regular stalls and a handicap stall.

Here is my issue. There are 3 dudes slinging mud in there. Even worse--they are in the first 3 stalls. Do people have no etiquette anymore?

1st of all--poo at home. But if you must poo at work, follow some basic guidelines.

1. One pooper in the bathroom at a time, if at all possible.
2. If you must poo, head to the farthest stall from the urinals in an effort to seclude your stink.
3. If you enter the bathroom with the intent to poo and you encounter another person going poo, you seperate your selves with a buffer stall between you.
4. If you come across the rare situation where there are already 2 poopers in the same bathroom--go elsewhere.

It's really just common sense and courtesy.
 
I'll be on the lookout.

...and I have to disagree. I just watched Twilight and I wanted to shoot my TV.

The all-time worst though is An Officer and a Gentleman. Just a horrible movie.

any movie that gives us the quote "take a look at those bodacious ta-tas" cannot be a horrible movie.
 
Not to derail this awesome thread, but.....

So I just go the men's room to urinate. Let me set up the layout for you--you walk into a foyer, then through another door. 3 sinks on your left, a half wall, then 2 urinals on the left, followed by 3 regular stalls and a handicap stall.

Here is my issue. There are 3 dudes slinging mud in there. Even worse--they are in the first 3 stalls. Do people have no etiquette anymore?

1st of all--poo at home. But if you must poo at work, follow some basic guidelines.

1. One pooper in the bathroom at a time, if at all possible.
2. If you must poo, head to the farthest stall from the urinals in an effort to seclude your stink.
3. If you enter the bathroom with the intent to poo and you encounter another person going poo, you seperate your selves with a buffer stall between you.
4. If you come across the rare situation where there are already 2 poopers in the same bathroom--go elsewhere.

It's really just common sense and courtesy.
I fire one out first thing every morning. Good for the day.
 
Not to derail this awesome thread, but.....

So I just go the men's room to urinate. Let me set up the layout for you--you walk into a foyer, then through another door. 3 sinks on your left, a half wall, then 2 urinals on the left, followed by 3 regular stalls and a handicap stall.

Here is my issue. There are 3 dudes slinging mud in there. Even worse--they are in the first 3 stalls. Do people have no etiquette anymore?

1st of all--poo at home. But if you must poo at work, follow some basic guidelines.

1. One pooper in the bathroom at a time, if at all possible.
2. If you must poo, head to the farthest stall from the urinals in an effort to seclude your stink.
3. If you enter the bathroom with the intent to poo and you encounter another person going poo, you seperate your selves with a buffer stall between you.
4. If you come across the rare situation where there are already 2 poopers in the same bathroom--go elsewhere.

It's really just common sense and courtesy.

Haven't you ever heard of Battle****s?
 
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Not to derail this awesome thread, but.....

So I just go the men's room to urinate. Let me set up the layout for you--you walk into a foyer, then through another door. 3 sinks on your left, a half wall, then 2 urinals on the left, followed by 3 regular stalls and a handicap stall.

Here is my issue. There are 3 dudes slinging mud in there. Even worse--they are in the first 3 stalls. Do people have no etiquette anymore?

1st of all--poo at home. But if you must poo at work, follow some basic guidelines.

1. One pooper in the bathroom at a time, if at all possible.
2. If you must poo, head to the farthest stall from the urinals in an effort to seclude your stink.
3. If you enter the bathroom with the intent to poo and you encounter another person going poo, you seperate your selves with a buffer stall between you.
4. If you come across the rare situation where there are already 2 poopers in the same bathroom--go elsewhere.

It's really just common sense and courtesy.

Hopefully they weren't dropping watermelons in there.... That is just sick.
 
Not to derail this awesome thread, but.....

So I just go the men's room to urinate. Let me set up the layout for you--you walk into a foyer, then through another door. 3 sinks on your left, a half wall, then 2 urinals on the left, followed by 3 regular stalls and a handicap stall.

Here is my issue. There are 3 dudes slinging mud in there. Even worse--they are in the first 3 stalls. Do people have no etiquette anymore?

1st of all--poo at home. But if you must poo at work, follow some basic guidelines.

1. One pooper in the bathroom at a time, if at all possible.
2. If you must poo, head to the farthest stall from the urinals in an effort to seclude your stink.
3. If you enter the bathroom with the intent to poo and you encounter another person going poo, you seperate your selves with a buffer stall between you.
4. If you come across the rare situation where there are already 2 poopers in the same bathroom--go elsewhere.

It's really just common sense and courtesy.

What a sad state of affairs. This is well said. It's unfortunate, however, that it has to be said. I thought this was just understood by men, but I guess not. It's kind of like spelling, really. With spellcheck, we now have an entire generation of people that cannot functionally spell basic words.

BTW, what did IcSyU's mom think about the smell?
 
The guy is a total loser but he is banging Demi Moore so he gets major props for that. :notworthy:
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'nuff said