Its Finally Final!

[Cycl1]

Just remember guys, no matter how hot a woman is, someone, somewhere, is tired of her ****.

 

[klamath632]

You announced your divorce on CycloneFanatic. There's absolutely no way that you could have been the problem in that marriage. SMH.

 

[Hawkeye11en1]

You announced your divorce on CycloneFanatic. There's absolutely no way that you could have been the problem in that marriage. SMH.

All her. Had to be. :smile:

 

[cyclonespiker33]

You announced your divorce on CycloneFanatic. There's absolutely no way that you could have been the problem in that marriage. SMH.

She was a hawk (fan)

How could he be the problem?

 

[dtISU]

Just remember guys, no matter how hot a woman is, someone, somewhere, is tired of her ****.

Amen.

 

[2020cy]

I believe him, women are crazy.

 

[vmbplayer]

Shouldn't this be in In-State Rivals? MOD!!

 

[GrindingAway]

Hell was made for deadbeat moms!

 

[keepngoal]

Another bit of advice.... be sorry and apologize for your part. As it always takes two to keep or wreck a marriage. Also forgive her for all that happened in that marriage. It is a selfish act that you will reap the rewards of.

 

[CycloneYoda]

I'll never have to worry about divorce. My wedding vows were, "Leave me, and I'll kill ya."

Since I have been married, I have found a diamondback in my bed, scorpions in my shoes, and my brake lines have been regularly cut. Oh, and some spies almost killed me with poison. That's what my wife told me anyways.

 

[Hawkeye11en1]

I'll never have to worry about divorce. My wedding vows were, "Leave me, and I'll kill ya."

Since I have been married, I have found a diamondback in my bed, scorpions in my shoes, and my brake lines have been regularly cut. Oh, and some spies almost killed me with poison. That's what my wife told me anyways.

Are you Brad Pitt?

 

[CycloneYoda]

Are you Brad Pitt?

If I were, I would have the south end zone bowled in, right?

 

[Hawkeye11en1]

If I were, I would have the south end zone bowled in, right?

No, you'd be too busy bangin ms Jolie and dealin with kids.

 

[bringmagicback]

A guy I work with is currently trying to get a divorce. I over hear him talking on the phone to his lawyer. Apparently his fbi agent wife physically abuses him, beats him with kitchen tools ect. She constantly calls his work phone and yells at him. In her defense, the guy is pretty much worthless.

 

[MLawrence]

No, you'd be too busy bangin ms Jolie and dealin with kids.

Sounds like a Tuesday for me.

 

[MNCYWX]

Im married as we type.

Picking up a Ukrainian mail order bride I see. :yes:

 

[The_Architect]

Hell was made for deadbeat moms!

Ha! I've seen a sign on the side of a highway before that said that.

 

[Hawkeye11en1]

Picking up a Ukrainian mail order bride I see. :yes:

She got dropped off, but yeah.

 

[00clone]

A guy I work with is currently trying to get a divorce. I over hear him talking on the phone to his lawyer. Apparently his fbi agent wife physically abuses him, beats him with kitchen tools ect. She constantly calls his work phone and yells at him. In her defense, the guy is an Iowa fan.

Sure, 'pretty much worthless' and 'an Iowa fan' are synonymous, but I fixed it fer ya'.

no offense ellen, it was hanging there, I hadda do it

 

[bringmagicback]

Sure, 'pretty much worthless' and 'an Iowa fan' are synonymous, but I fixed it fer ya'.

no offense ellen, it was hanging there, I hadda do it

Husker fan.