How would you change Star Wars?

Frak

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As a fan from way back, I guess I don't really care for some of the choices the filmmakers have made over the years...especially the prequals and new trilogy. I feel like a few changes would have made things a lot better. How would you have changed things if you could rewrite things? Here is what I would do:

IV: No real changes. Just a great introduction. My main beef is with the special edition. Han shooting first was just stupid. Really takes away from the character and serves no purpose. Also thought it was dumb to have Jabba in Mos Eiseley the way they did it...Han, my bookie.

V: I would not touch this movie at all. Perfect and one of the best ever.

VI: Ewoks were too much. Dumb decision to put a bunch of walking teddy bears in. Still, it's a good movie. I think it is right in there for 3rd best of the saga (do not count Rogue 1).

I: Could have been SO much better. Make Anakin a teenager and make the Gunguns more serious and less goofy. If Jar Jar was closer to stoic like Chewbacca, he could have been a decent character.

II: So slow. And the romantic scenes were corny. Needed a total rewrite. The arena scene riding an animal around was just stupid.

III: They had the right idea here. Just too many shortcuts. Could have made Anakin's flip more believable. The birthing scene was dumb and the final lightsaber fight was over the top. The whole thing could have been done so much better with decent writing.

VI: Total rehash of IV. There was no need for that. Characters were good outside of under developed Poe and Kylo's temper tantrums. I just wish they would have did something other than destroy a bigger death star.

VII: I honestly don't understand people who say this was one of the best. Way too many holes. The Rose/Finn excursion was dumb and unneeded. The Leia space walk...GoG and she never used the Force before? The whole "chase" was similar to BSG and why couldn't the First Order just jump ahead of them and gun them down? Didn't care for the cantankerous Luke or the trick at the end. I wish they could have given him a real heroic ending. And I wish Leia was the one to pilot the kamakazi ship and kept Laura Dern alive.

Overall, I just hate that they now have to explain every little thing when actually using your imagination for things like how the rebels stole the Death Star plans, the Kessel Run, Boba Fett's background, how Han met Chewie, what happened in the Clone Wars was one of the best things about the OT.
 
Prequels: start over from scratch.
IV: don't touch this
V: don't touch this, either
VI: start over from scratch. So many fans think Star Killer Base is a re-hash of the Death Star, then why no objections to a true re-hash of the Death Star? I liked George Lucas's original idea to have Lea NOT be Luke's sister, and to set up the third trilogy to be about finding Luke's true sister. Have VI take place on Kashyyk (Chewbacka's home world) which is being made into a super weapon, kind of like the Star Killer Base idea.
 
I remember seeing Empire in the theater, twice, as a kid. I thought of myself as a Star Wars fan, perhaps a big one, but not an all out fanatic.The prequels got better for me, but ultimately didn't do anything for me. I liked Force Awakens well enough, didn't care for killing off Han.

I spent a big portion of Rogue One confused by the characters. I thought they were calling Forrest Whitaker's character "Saul" and when she spoke, I was confused that he wasn't even using any sort of accent when he spoke. Then I found that the character's name was "Saw". It was that day that I realized I was doing Star Wars wrong. This move could have been so much more that it was..just disappointing.

Last Jedi. Leia needed to die off in that movie, not Luke. No character development on Snoke or really, the Knights of Ren.

Ultimately, I have come to accept that Star Wars is no longer targeted at my demographic...and probably hasn't been for quite awhile. The movies are about selling merchandise, not really about telling a story anymore.
 
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If you haven't seen the original trilogy in a while, rewatch them. They have not aged nearly as well as you would imagine. I consider myself a star wars fan, but man trying to rewatch 4-6 recently was miserable.
 
If you haven't seen the original trilogy in a while, rewatch them. They have not aged nearly as well as you would imagine. I consider myself a star wars fan, but man trying to rewatch 4-6 recently was miserable.

I think they're still pretty good. It's interesting--some of the effects are very good for then and would still be good now, but some are really bad.

When they blow up the planet, the visual effects are almost comical.

I think since it's been referenced into the ground, some of the magic gets lost. Star Wars was HUGE and is still very iconic.
 
The answer to most criticism can be summed up by: Delete the prequels and be 4-15 years old when you saw the new three movies and Return of the Jedi.

If you're finding ways to criticize The Empire Strikes Back please don't ever watch another Star Wars movie or think of yourself as a Star Wars fan. More likely you were a Star Wars fan as a child and you aren't the kind of person who likes that sort of thing in adulthood.
 
That's a cop out. Plenty of movies older than star wars have aged much better

Only 2001 has aged better for movies before 1977 that take place in a space age future. Granted Alien just after Star Wars and you can argue it has aged better although the scope is far less ambitious.

Watch Star Wars and Star Trek The Motion Picture (which isn't a horrible movie but not great) back to back. Now realize Star Wars came out 2 years prior even though it seems drastically more advanced. Do the same thing with Planet of the Apes and realize it only came out 3 years before Star wars.

Sci Fi movies before 1980 that could be consumed by a young person today without them laughing at the visuals:
2001 (68, probably the most impressive)
Star Wars (77)
Alien (79, less ambitious than the other two but absolutely nails it)

That's the entire list.
 
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Remake Unforgiven with Han Solo in the Bill Munny role, Chewbacca as his friend Ned, Lando as Little Bill, and Boba Fett as English Bob. Fill in new characters for minor roles and set it on some sparsely inhabited frontier planet.