How big are Andrew Mevis' balls?

[cytor]

This thread is fun. I hope someone doesn't come along and ruin it. We don't need to get teste over it.

 

[Acylum]

Mevis > Beavis

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I was going to say, our place kicking game vs punting game could be summed up as Mevis and Butthead.

 

[Cyclone_Power]

 

[Thomasrickj]

Is he going to get an NFL look? His leg today was insanely accurate and he had the NFL strength. It’s amazing he’s able to kick a ball that far since his nuts are so massive and they likely get in the way of his kicks.

 

[JM4CY]

 

[t-noah]

'Guardian' Large!

approximately 41 yards

Now we know why he's not a running back.

 

[tim_redd]

I was going to say, our place kicking game vs punting game could be summed up as Mevis and Butthead.

My thought was Mevis and Punthead

 

[farm85]

 

[jmb]

Discuss

Missing "Ames Sized".

 

[Cypwr]

Well he's rather upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
And he always fills his ballroom
The event is never small
The CF pages say he's got
The biggest balls of all.

 

[Wally86]

With Homecoming next week I am calling Push Ball size. Wonder if there is still a Homecoming Pushball Tournament. Jumping in the MU fountain after the finals was cold as ####

 

[Wally86]

Well he's rather upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
And he always fills his ballroom
The event is never small
The CF pages say he's got
The biggest balls of all.

Some balls are kicked for extra points
And some for triple tries
But when they’re for game winners
They’re the balls that get the prize
His balls are never hooking
To the left or slicing right
It’s my belief he’ll score from
50+ yards every night

 

[tolfbfan]

This topic would never happen in the Mid West!

 

[BMWallace]

The Athletic lists Mevis on their mid-season All-Portal Team

K Andrew Mevis, Iowa State: Iowa State brought in Mevis, a transfer from Fordham, to solve their poor performance on kickoffs. He has done that and more through six games, converting 10 of 12 field-goal attempts — including a 4-for-4 performance against Kansas State last week — and making all of his extra-point tries. Mevis has also delivered touchbacks on 23 of his 36 kickoffs.

 

[CloneGuy8]

And now he punts the ball 60 yards?

 

[Scruff]

Found our punter

 

[GTO]

Stephenson218 sized.

 

[madguy30]

A sneaky MVP on the season so far.

 

[spitfyr36]

Donovan Jackson sized

Nader sized?

 

[MuskieCy]