Hawkeye Jokes
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How do you keep Kirk Ferentz from masturbating excessively?
Paint his **** cardinal and gold. He won't beat it very often.
Paint his **** cardinal and gold. He won't beat it very often.
Some old ones I have for the sqawks:
Q: What’s the difference between Adrian Clayborn and iowa sqawkeye basketball?
Answer: One of them says, “Let’s Be Mad Again” and still can’t beat anyone, and the other says, “Let’s Be Mad Again” and punches a cabbie.
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Question: What does a girl at the U of I say while she's having sex?
Answer: Roll over Dad; you're crushing my cigarettes. Then she says "Oh, and I really don't go to school here. Go Hoks."
Q: What’s the difference between Adrian Clayborn and iowa sqawkeye basketball?
Answer: One of them says, “Let’s Be Mad Again” and still can’t beat anyone, and the other says, “Let’s Be Mad Again” and punches a cabbie.
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Question: What does a girl at the U of I say while she's having sex?
Answer: Roll over Dad; you're crushing my cigarettes. Then she says "Oh, and I really don't go to school here. Go Hoks."
What did the Iowa FB players get for Christmas?
Something black and gold . . . their urine!
Q. How many Iowa Offensive Coordinators does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Change??
Q. Why are Hawkeye fans scared of Cyclones?
A. They all live in trailers
A. Change??
Q. Why are Hawkeye fans scared of Cyclones?
A. They all live in trailers
