Hawkeye Jokes

I heard Iowa was switching to the No Huddle this year with their new coordinator. It also helps because they all can't have contact with other known fellons
 
So, e11en invites his new male neighbor over for a tailgate party, stating to come on over for the party and stay for the game. We'll be having some drinks, playing some games, watching the game, and there probably be a little hanky panky goin on after the game. The neighbor says sounds pretty cool, what should I bring? E11en tells his neighbor that he doesn't care, it's just gonna be the two of them.
 
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So, e11en invites his new male neighbor over for a tailgate party, stating to come on over for the party and stay for the game. We'll be having some drinks, playing some games, watching the game, and there probably be a little hanky panky goin on after the game. The neighbor says sounds pretty cool, what should I bring? E11en tells his neighbor that he doesn't care, it's just gonna be the two of them.

So whats the typical hok and ellen response to something they cant think of anything
intelligent to say?

bwaaahhaaahhhaaa.

Lame as he!l..I know,but I thought the joke was funny.
 
Ellen jokes should be a whole nother thread.

Heard Iowa got a new team counseler.... Alfredo Parrish(sp?)
 
Coaches Rhoads and Kirk Ferentz are walking down the beach on Salorville talking about the rivalry. As they are walking, Kirk trips over something in the sand. Upon closer inspection it turns out to be a genie’s lamp. “Who disturbs me?” asked the genie. “You will each get one wish,” said the genie. Ferentz offers to go first. “I want an impenetrable wall built around the entire Johnson county line so that none of those stupid Cyclones can ever get in. I want it as far down into the ground as it is high and I want it to be completely sealed in so that we can finally have our peace!” The genie grants the wish to Kirk and his is instantly whisked away to his new paradise. The genie now tells Coach Rhoads he’ll grant him one wish. Rhoads immediately says, “Fill it up with water.”
 
I love seeing HOK fans at work wearing their chicken-head logos.

Inevitably, I say "hey Bob, there's a stain on your shirt as I pass them walking by..."
They look every time.

Love it.