Wow, someone knows how to cut and paste and then change IOWA to ISU. That is one talented Hawkeye. Was that one of your senior level classes at Iowa?
Hawkeye Jokes
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If you can't figure out that these are almost all cut and paste jokes....
Then never mind.
What happens to the conferences when Nebraska leaves the Big 12 for the Big Ten?
An upgrade.
Why didn't the University of Iowa have a nativity scene last year for Christmas?
They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
An upgrade.
Why didn't the University of Iowa have a nativity scene last year for Christmas?
They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
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Well, they had a virgin, unfortunately she went to a party with a football player.
Q. Why do Iowa grads put their diploma on their dashboard?
A. So they can park in the handicapped space.
A. So they can park in the handicapped space.
Q. How do you get an Iowa fan off your front porch?
A. Pay for the pizza
Q. How do farmers keep hawks out of their chicken pens?
A. Put goalposts in them
Q. How do you get to Iowa City from Ames?
A. Go east until you smell it and then south until you step in it
Q. Why do the flags at Jack Trice point east?
A. Iowa sucks and Nebraska blows
A. Pay for the pizza
Q. How do farmers keep hawks out of their chicken pens?
A. Put goalposts in them
Q. How do you get to Iowa City from Ames?
A. Go east until you smell it and then south until you step in it
Q. Why do the flags at Jack Trice point east?
A. Iowa sucks and Nebraska blows
Q: what is the number one reason that chic is NOT e11en1's wife?
A: because if she was, e11en wouldn't be spending so much time at cf. ( at least I hope)
What do you call a Hawkeye cheerleader on a hang glider?
An eclipse.
How do you get a Hawkeye cheerleader out of your dorm room?
Grease her hips and push.
Why do birds fly upside down over Iowa City?
Cause it ain't worth sh****** on.
An eclipse.
How do you get a Hawkeye cheerleader out of your dorm room?
Grease her hips and push.
Why do birds fly upside down over Iowa City?
Cause it ain't worth sh****** on.
Hey man. Like the saying goes: You show me a hot chick, I'll show you a dude that sick of ******* her.
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Wow, did you butcher that quote. What you should have said was "No matter how hot a chick is, there is a guy out there that is tired of putting up with her ****."
Yea...you totally ruined that joke.
The question still remains...why do you spend so much time on your rivals message board,
butting into everything where most of the posters think you are a giant dooshbagger?
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Meh he's okay. I like him because he said I'm his favorite poster... See my sig
I most certainly did not butcher that quote. That is exactly what the quote is. And it's very true.
