Hawkeye Jokes
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Remember when somebody started a thread about "dominating" a hawk fan in bed. This would be that moment.
Yeah I will probably be sleep deprived by game day.
A hawkeye football player was bragging to a bunch of girls that he finished a jigsaw puzzle in three months. One of the girl says."You're proud that took you only 3 months?" The hawkeye player replied, "Yep, box said 4-6 years."
What is the difference between an Iowa fan and a puppy. Eventually the puppy will quit whining.
A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, “Want to hear a good Iowa joke?” The guy next to him replies, “Well before you tell that joke, you should know something. I’m 6′ tall, 200 lbs., and I am an Iowa grad. The guy sitting next to me is 6′ 2″ tall, weighs 225, and he’s an Iowa grad. And the fella next to him is 6′ 5″ tall, weighs 250, and he’s an Iowa grad. Now, you still wanna tell that joke?” The first guy says, “No, not if I’m gonna have to explain it three f’ing times.”
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Q: Did you hear about the fire in University of Iowa's football dorm that destroyed 20 books?
A: The real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.
A: The real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.
Hawks went 14-0 last year!
14 arrests – 0 Convictions!
What’s the difference between Kinnick Stadium and a porcupine?
On a porcupine all the ****** are on the outside…
14 arrests – 0 Convictions!
What’s the difference between Kinnick Stadium and a porcupine?
On a porcupine all the ****** are on the outside…
An oldie but a goodie:
Q. What do a majority of Hawkeye fans and all Cyclone fans have in common?
A. ...none of 'em went to the Univ. of iowa
Q. What do a majority of Hawkeye fans and all Cyclone fans have in common?
A. ...none of 'em went to the Univ. of iowa
A family of Hawkeye fans took a trip to the local Scheels one day, since you can't go to Wal-Mart everyday, and the youngest son saw a Cyclone shirt. He went up to his mother, held up the shirt and said, "Mom, I think I want to be a Cyclone Fan." The mother smacked him across the head and said, " Well I have never, go tell your father what you just said. The kid goes and finds his father, walks up to him and says, "Father, I think I want to become a Cyclone Fan." The father gave him a swift kick to the butt and says, "How dare you?!?" He then goes up and down the aisles hollering at random strangers "Go HOKS! GO HOKS! GO HOKS!" The kid, with his head down walks back to his mother. His mother looks at him and says, "Now what do you have to say for yourself?" The kid looks up at her and goes, "I have only been a Cyclone for 5 minutes and I already hate you damn hawks!"
