Food After the Apocalypse

If I had to to survive, yes. Would I do it now? Uh no.
 
Side note: my wife would just die. No way she eats that stuff. Would have to find a new apocalypse lady.

Ha ha, love you babe!
 
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There's an awful lot of people in this country that could go for a long while eating like this and maybe even be better from it.
 
This why you get bit by a zombie then you don’t have to worry about making decisions like this.
 
The coming "re-education" camps will slim up a lot of people.
 
This why you get bit by a zombie then you don’t have to worry about making decisions like this.

And even they might want to change their diet considering brains are becoming a scarce commodity.
 
But then I’d have to eat people. Have you seen some people?

That's what I've never understood, is there a reason zombies wouldn't just go after cows first? Seems easier to catch and I already know they're tasty.