Favorite quotes.

"Luck is where the crossroads of opportunity and preparation meet."

- Roman Philosopher, Seneca (Wallace)
 
"I'm here to chew bubble gum and kick ***....and I'm all out of bubble gum."

"If you put your mind to it, you can accomplish anything."
I'm here to chew bubble gum and kick ***....and I'm all out of ***. - Kurt Furenz
 
Margaret Thatcher " the problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other peoples money"
 
The whole Ender/shadow series are pretty solid, Children of the Mind is a little out there though.

I used to dislike the post-Ender's Game books, but after the last couple of times reading them, I've really come to appreciate them as great stories.
 
This might get me banned but oh well

Procrastination is like masturbation, it's all good till you realize you're just ******* yourself

Goes along the same lines as - "Delegate and Masturbate, that's my motto." - A peteypie special, if not original.
 
"Whether you think you can or you think you can't, you're right."

Dad's a basketball coach. We'd have a quote of the day at the start of practice everyday, and when a random player was asked later on what it was, if he didn't get it right the team ran suicides. Needless to say, kids started memorizing things.

I'm going to have to bookmark this page and pull out some inspirational ones to tell to my foreman in our weekly meetings
 
Hanging in my office by Einstein:

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
 
This ain't no party, this ain't no disco, this ain't no fooling around.

These things happen! These things happen!?! These things only happen because people like you, when these things happen, instead of doing anything about it, just say, these things happen!

If I had a boyfriend, he'd pound you

As you go through life you need to realize that you're unique, just like everybody else.

We're not laughing at you, we're laughing with you - you're just not laughing... yet (mine).
 
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2) This is my timey-wimey detector...it goes ding when there's stuff. -The tenth Doctor, "Blink", Doctor Who

3) Poor planning on your part does not constitute an emergency upon mine.

4) The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist -Verbal Kint, The Usual Suspects

5) If you're going through hell, keep going -Winston Churchill

And finally...
"Oh stewardess! I speak jive!" -Barbara Billingsley's character in Airplane!
 

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