Fake Rumor Thread

[CyCy]

I heard that JP is interviewing Ozzie Guillen for the next Cyclone baseball coach.

 

[carvers4math]

Auburn and Iowa are switching football coaches.

 

[Angie]

Auburn and Iowa are switching football coaches.

...Just when we thought we couldn't like them any less.

 

[CLONECONES]

I heard that I was being chosen for the grand prize for the weekly pick 'em grand prize for the trip to KC for the bigxii tourney

 

[Cycl1]

Crap, it just got deleted along with my reply to it. I'm now down by one post count which I'll have to try to make up for with a purely worthless post somewhere else!

didnt take long.

 

[Cycl1]

rimshot.jpg

your counter didnt last long.

 

[aauummm]

didnt take long.

Very good! I wondered how long it would take for someone to catch that!

 

[CLONECONES]

your counter didnt last long.

go cyclones

 

[Cycl1]

go cyclones

atta boy.

 

[Cycl1]

Very good! I wondered how long it would take for someone to catch that!

they should have a posts deleted counter.

 

[CLONECONES]

they should have a posts deleted counter.

good lord i wouldnt wanna see mine

 

[PabloDiablo]

My mom's dentist is friends with the second cousin of a person that is friends with a designer at Mattel Toys. The inside info I received is that Mattel Toys will be performing an over haul on the new He-Man toy line. Word is the new toy line will be rebranded as Steele-Man and will feature an image based off of Steele Jantz. Word is shaky on the villain, but Fumblor or Intercepticon could be potential enemies to the brass man of steele.

This dude is clearly a Transformer... are you telling me that He-Man and the Transformers are now enemies?!?!

 

[isukendall]

The Big Ten has announced new division names based on comic book characters.

Oh wait...

 

[KFitzy87]

Paul Rhoads has gas.........



Double meaning FTW

 

[19210]

It's boring around here today. Let's come up with some wild, totally obviously false rumors.

I heard Jake Knott was actually at the doctor because he's pregnant.

Rumor has it!!

I heard Angie is playing tonsil hockey with Gene Chizik!! or was it Samantha Steele? was it both? Or you fill in the blank! :wideeyed:

p.s. Angie don't take this personally just be careful what you ask for! :skeptical:

 

[VTXCyRyD]

I saw a small jet take off from the Ames airport over lunch. From my angle it looked like Jake Knott in the pilots seat. It was heading towards Chicago.

 

[Angie]

Rumor has it!!

I heard Angie is playing tonsil hockey with Gene Chizik!! or was it Samantha Steele? was it both? Or you fill in the blank! :wideeyed:

p.s. Angie don't take this personally just be careful what you ask for! :skeptical:

I'm not offended. :smile: I laughed!

 

[chuckd4735]

I saw a small jet take off from the Ames airport over lunch. From my angle it looked like Jake Knott in the pilots seat. It was heading towards Chicago.

According to my pilots manual, its impossible to fly a plane with a broken shoulder. Switching rumor to broken hamstring...

 

[CLONECONES]

therefore, Jake Knott is headed East.

 

[heitclone]

Wouldn't a fake rumor be true?