Fake Rumor Thread

[Angie]

It's boring around here today. Let's come up with some wild, totally obviously false rumors.

I heard Jake Knott was actually at the doctor because he's pregnant.

 

[Judoka]

I heard he has been holed up in Howe Hall having a bionic arm installed.

 

[Me State]

I heard Jake Knott was actually at the doctor because he's pregnant.

Send a recruiter to the hospital and sign the kid!!!!

So excited!

 

[aauummm]

It's boring around here today. Let's come up with some wild, totally obviously false rumors.

I heard Jake Knott was actually at the doctor because he's pregnant.

I heard that ISU and OSU are going to be doing a reality show in which they will "swap" football coaches for one game later in the year. It'll be like the "wife swap" reality show. It could be a big money maker for both schools. If it goes over big they could do other "coach swaps" like the women's basketball coaches. JP is working on the show concept.

 

[carvers4math]

Since Seneca is in Ames, I heard we just going to stick him in the game at quarterback and see if anyone notices.

 

[00clone]

Hmm...a rumor thread shut down by Chris earlier in the week, because it was just rumor, now mods are starting them?

:no:

 

[KFitzy87]

I heard that if you show up on central campus today in your underwear they're handing out 100 dollar bills

 

[aauummm]

Since Seneca is in Ames, I heard we just going to stick him in the game at quarterback and see if anyone notices.

Matt Blair will be snuck in in place of any injured linebackers.

 

[aauummm]

I heard that if you show up on central campus today in your underwear they're handing out 100 dollar bills

I did it and it was a $500 dollar bill that they handed out!

 

[Angie]

I heard that, since Wesley Johnson is pretty much a bust in the NBA, he's going to come back and start a rival kids' league to Jake's.

 

[TheBentStick]

All of the Mods are nude when working the CF boards - company policy.


Sorry for the visual at lunch time.

 

[3TrueFans]

I heard Jake Knott had a torn rotator cuff and would be having season ending surgery on Saturday, or possibly Sunday. Am I doing this right?

 

[Cy Hard]

I heard in an effort to rally support for the Prez, the Dave Matthews Band will be playing a free concert outside of JTS on Saturday afternoon!

 

[Cycl1]

I heard that if you show up on central campus today in your underwear they're handing out 100 dollar bills

tried this, it is true, but only by one the creepy homeless guys who thought i was a saigon *****.

 

[Angie]

All of the Mods are nude when working the CF boards - company policy.


Sorry for the visual at lunch time.

This one isn't fake.

 

[Cycl1]

I heard Jake Knott had a torn rotator cuff and would be having season ending surgery on Saturday, or possibly Sunday. Am I doing this right?

no, and we all hate you for it.

 

[CLONECONES]

I heard Steele was on the Heisman watch list

 

[KFitzy87]

I heard the Dave Matthews Band doesn't suck

 

[Fishhead]

I heard from a guy that a tall blondish hair man in the 6'2-6'3ish range was spotted coming out of a private plane at the Lincoln Airport. I just checked the flight logs and found a lot of activity on flight traffic between Ames and Lincoln inthe past few weeks. oh oh...

 

[ISUCubswin]

I heard that Harrison Barnes is transferring to Iowa State.