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[ISpyCy]

............or what my porn name is by combining my grandma's dead dog's name and the name of the street I grew up on, or what my personality is based upon my five favorite colors, or how my name means "confident Italian warrior" in German, or how my name means "confident German warrior" in Italian??? Good Lord, so many questions!!!!!

 

[CyArob]

Haven’t used social media for years- I wish everybody turned it off. Nothing but garbage.

What if I told you this is social media

 

[JM4CY]

I did notice pornhub was still up this morning way before realizing anything else was down.

I bet there 3 dozen parody scenes on it going down on pornhub by tomorrow morning.

 

[JM4CY]

What if I told you this is social media

Then I would tell you this is the only social media I need.

 

[ClonesFTW]

Doesn't most news organizations do the exact same thing?

Absolutely, so do ESPN and Fox Sports.

 

[WalkingCY]

Myspace's moment is now.

Sound the alarms.

 

[cydsho]

 

[Clonedogg]

Myspace's moment is now.

Sound the alarms.

What about google's...circle, was that the name? Now's google's chance.

 

[cydsho]

Unleash the Mentats!

 

[ClonesFTW]

Don't worry - you can still use Twitter to see some 17 year old narrow his choice of schools down to their "Top 5" of Morningside, Coe, Iowa Western, Wartburg, and DMACC.

 

[ISUTex]

All of the major 24 hour news channels publish similar content to drive clicks.

Don't forget late night television. It's all the same garbage.

 

[bluestarcyclone]

What about google's...circle, was that the name? Now's google's chance.

Google plus.

Its shut down now. Man, what a horrific rollout they did of that. It had some potential, but rolling it out invite-only so that when someone logged in none of their friends were on there (and then when those friends did get on there they found a graveyard of posts from the first wave who came there, saw no one, and left), was a massive mistake.

 

[ISUTex]

How is Twitter, FOXNews, CNN, MSNBC, NBC, CBS, ABC, ESPN, and every other form of media getting away with it, but Facebook isn't?

 

[ISUTex]

NO! How how am I going to find out that my one friend went on a Caribbean cruise, or that my friend's kids are the sweetest little angels on the planet, or that my other friend totally crushed a workout this morning, or that my other friend's life sucks and just wishes someone cared but wont say what the problem is, or that another friend wants us to "PRAY FOR OUR FAMILY, MUCH APPRECIATED" but won't tell us the issue, or, God forbid, I'm one of the 97% who doesn't love Jesus because I didn't share the picture?! HOW, I ASK YOU, HOW?!?!

x1,000

Or a get together or wedding that you weren't invited to.

 

[Gonzo]

............or what my porn name is by combining my grandma's dead dog's name and the name of the street I grew up on, or what my personality is based upon my five favorite colors, or how my name means "confident Italian warrior" in German, or how my name means "confident German warrior" in Italian??? Good Lord, so many questions!!!!!

Muttley Washington...

Don't see a bright future for me.

 

[JM4CY]

Muttley Washington...

Don't see a bright future for me.

Spike Spring. I've got potential.........

 

[ISpyCy]

Muttley Washington...

Don't see a bright future for me.

By this, my last name is Victoria and I don't get a first name. That's it. Victoria. Look for me on the drag circuit, I guess...

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

Today was the day I was finally going to cut and paste that status which would reset facebooks algorithm and get a whole new news feed.

 

[ISUCyclones2015]

Amazing. They pushed out a network change and locked themselves out and now they need physical access to the servers to update them but there’s not enough employees at the Facebook data centers to do them all. Plus the data center monkeys can’t authenticate anyway to change thelol.

Also they are idiots for not having a OOB network in case **** hit the fan like this.

I feel bad for the individuals on the incident team but this is hilarious and shows even the big guys can screw up

 

[isufbcurt]

3/4 of them are naked or they are 3/4 naked each.

both