Cargo Shorts

[Nader_uggghhh]

I've never seen what you're describing, but the description that's been used throughout this thread has been exactly what you mentioned they don't have to be.

The ones I have on are Duluth Trading....and after some looking i can't find such a thing on their website haha. Nylon yes, stretch no.

Bottom line: being a dude who's insecure about their clothing is infinitely less attractive than rocking cargo shorts with no shame.

 

[Rather]

What about Beershorts? Are they okay?
http://www.beershorts.com/

I’m trying to envision a scenario where if I could just take two beers with me, all would be well. I say this idea needs more beer pockets and a built in beer bong right in the front and center.

 

[cycloneG]

This thread was fun but some people are beginning to make this personal. People wear what they want to wear for whatever reasons they choose. No style short is perfect for everyone. Let's get back to the carefree times of the first half of this thread.

 

[carvers4math]

From a purely utilitarian standpoint, this actually makes sense. Is this the son that's super-smart, is getting his PHD and plays D&D with his nerdy roommates?

Btw this son is going to The Players this weekend. Does he need to buy golf shorts?

 

[carvers4math]

This thread was fun but some people are beginning to make this personal. People wear what they want to wear for whatever reasons they choose. No style short is perfect for everyone. Let's get back to the carefree times of the first half of this thread.

I honestly don’t know why anyone cares what someone else wears as long as stuff isn’t falling out

 

[CY88CE11]

The ones I have on are Duluth Trading....and after some looking i can't find such a thing on their website haha. Nylon yes, stretch no.

Bottom line: being a dude who's insecure about their clothing is infinitely less attractive than rocking cargo shorts with no shame.

Well, agreed on the last sentence. But wearing golf shorts/flat front shorts definitely doesn't mean you're insecure about your clothing.

 

[Nader_uggghhh]

Well, agreed on the last sentence. But wearing golf shorts/flat front shorts definitely doesn't mean you're insecure about your clothing.

That is also true. Golf shorts and cargo shorts both have some utility. No one should be shat on for wearing either.

 

[Clonehomer]

What about Beershorts? Are they okay?
http://www.beershorts.com/

No. Way too low and would shake your beer when walking. What you want is a fanny pack to hold that beer higher and not subject to the back and forth motion of your leg.

 

[carvers4math]

No. Way too low and would shake your beer when walking. What you want is a fanny pack to hold that beer higher and not subject to the back and forth motion of your leg.

Just walk around with a case of Busch Lite like a Cyclone student at JTS.

 

[Clonehomer]

Just walk around with a case of Busch Lite like a Cyclone student at JTS.

Is it fashionably acceptable to fill the Busch light case with something good?

And this brings up a good question. Where do you keep your flask with the short stretchy shorts?

 

[Doc]

What do you fashionistas think of PJ Tucker? It's so beautiful I keep watching on repeat.

 

[cycloneG]

Btw this son is going to The Players this weekend. Does he need to buy golf shorts?

I'm watching the Players this weekend and I'll be wearing golf shorts. Part of me would be berating myself if I weren't. Your son doesn't have to buy golf shorts to attend the Players but he most definitely needs to wear pink. It's a Mother's Day tradition!

 

[BCClone]

Is it fashionably acceptable to fill the Busch light case with something good?

And this brings up a good question. Where do you keep your flask with the short stretchy shorts?

In your compression shorts.

 

[BoxsterCy]

Should cargo shorts come equipped with backup beepers?

 

[1100011CS]

You're clinging on to cargo shorts for dear life, but my mind is very small? My bad. I didn't realize everyone was needing to tote around 8 pounds of gum at all times.

You'll be thanking me when you see me at a game and you have stinky breathe and don't want to turn off the ladies and I can offer several flavors of gum.

 

[1100011CS]

Should cargo shorts come equipped with backup beepers?

As long as they're not in the back pockets. Those must remain empty to show off my butt

 

[Cyclone.TV]

Your mind is very small. Right now I have: 'normal' right front - wallet, 'normal' left front: car fob, cargo right front: gum, cargo left front: phone. I hate having anything in back pockets and nothing jingles together. perfect utilization.

This is so weird.

 

[Cyclone.TV]

You'll be thanking me when you see me at a game and you have stinky breathe and don't want to turn off the ladies and I can offer several flavors of gum.

I think I’ll just floss.

 

[nfrine]

This would be great in a cargo short style. Nobody would notice the pockets.

 

[AuH2O]

No. Way too low and would shake your beer when walking. What you want is a fanny pack to hold that beer higher and not subject to the back and forth motion of your leg.

A beer bandolier is the correct answer.