Best Advice You Ever got

[SolterraCyclone]

"Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you."

 

[cydsho]

I have girls that are now college aged.
My advice to them for going out/parties:
Never take a drink from someone you don't know.
Also get your own can/bottle of whatever and open it yourself.
Stay with your group.
Even the good guys can do really stupid things so don't assume anything.
If something doesn't feel right, get away as fast as you can.

 

[VeloClone]

Don't sweat the petty stuff and don't pet the sweaty stuff.

 

[VeloClone]

They can kill you, but they can't eat you. -- Advice from my sainted mother.

Ed Gein begs to differ on that one...

 

[VeloClone]

had a boss that used to go counter to the "drive safe" everyone says when you leave for the day. he'd say "drive fast, take chances" (or maybe he just didn't like me lol)

My buddy takes it a step further. I often use the old Dr. Max* adage, "Take it easy, play it safe and be careful." He usually responds with, "Drive fast, take chances, and pass on curves."

*Probably only kids who grew up in NE Iowa in the '60s and '70s know who Dr. Max was. WMT-TV

 

[JayV]

Don't get in the van unless you see the candy first.

 

[Althetuna]

Make a decision and live with it.

 

[Flynn4Heisman]

"Be grateful for everytime you have an orgasm, because you never know when you may overdose in a freak heroin accident at a drug party, right before you c** for the last time during the orgy your best friend talked you into.".

 

[psychlone99]

My grandpa always says half assing it twice doesn't add up to a full ass.

My ilk! My dad always said "never do anything half assed."

I tried to live it, and I used that quote in my very first interview for an internship as a college senior. Got the job and jump-started a happy career, thus far.