So last night, were at a surprise birthday party. Tons of people and kids. Guys little girl starts WAILING like she just broke her leg. Everyone is totally freaked out. Turns out she got stung by two wasps from a HUGE nest in the swing set.
I was mid sentence talking to a guy with mouth full of maid rite. When I heard wasp nest, I immediately said, to loudly, F**K this!!! And ran out of the house to our house to get this turbo spray I bought two days ago. I walked back over like I was ready to kill 7 humans. Everyone, including my wife was slight distraught by my Batman-esque attitude. I executed over 45 wasps in less than a minute. Then I came too and turned around to see many people about ready to give me a standing ovation. It was one of the greatest moments of my life.