Aromatically Destroying Workplace Bathrooms
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Normally I would totally make fun of something like that but in this scenario I totally respect the hell out of that.
First make sure the olfactory offender is using the right bathroom. In my building we have sever “ghost poopers” who come from other floors to use our crappers. Hate that. They try to sneak in and out. Shame them publicly and loudly.
I had to wait for a guy at a Caseys restroom (a newer caseys) about a year ago. I don't know what medical issue he had (or possible mental issue) but it appeared that guy had terrible diarrhea, took down his pants and started shuffling across the floor. It literally was on everything. I had to #1 and nearly peed in the drain on the floor because when I lifted the lid (with my foot like usual) there was crap all under the seat. I nearly vomitted in there a couple times but had to go bad. When I walked in I started complaining loudly that the bathroom was a disaster because there was another guy waiting. I came out and told him to use the womens.
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I doubt anyone is going to believe this, but I swear to God it's true. One day at work I had a nasty one, a real paint peeler. While I was sitting there I heard a couple of guys walk in to go #1. The one guy started talking about the next stop they had to make and I immediately recognized the voice. It was not a voice I had ever heard in person, just in podcasts and press releases on this website. Our esteemed head football coach was just through a thin wall away from me experiencing the aftermath of whatever horrible thing I ate last. I sat there in shame and waited for them to leave the bathroom before leaving my stall. I don't want to go into details on why he was at my workplace but it was during their first year before he had actually coached a game and he was with some guy that worked with the AD on donor relations.
That is funny. Though it would of been better if it was ole Fran than walked in there though.
I thought that most people had left the office and just walked into to take a quick leak before my drive home. Didn’t even think and walked in quickly so I could leave the office. Boy was I greeted with a stench from the bowels of Satan. What kills me is that there was the faintest smell of a the generic febreeze that sits on a bench in there but clearly was only sprayed for about a millisecond because the sh*t to flower smell ratio was about 10,000 to 1. That or the sh*t was so powerful that it just overtook it. Atleast they waited today till the end of the day so it wouldn’t ruin the hallway leading to the john for a good chunk of the workday.
One of the things I hate is when I sit in a freshly used toilet seat and it’s warm. I know people other than me have used it. But the disgusting feeling I get when I sit down, knowing someone’s ass was just there almost makes me nauseous.
Saving your co-workers a bit of discomfort is a lame excuse for wasting water.
I love the "log and leave" approach, I always want to be the "phantom shitter" and not be doxxed as THAT guy.
