Wow. Sexy finished that match a bloody mess and completely off the rails. The match was hardly a technical masterpiece, but a match like that hardly needs to be. I don't even want to think about the size of Dario's boner after that match.
I love that they're not afraid to put the women on the main event. Mariposa and Sexy Star certainly delivered last night.Wow. Sexy finished that match a bloody mess and completely off the rails. The match was hardly a technical masterpiece, but a match like that hardly needs to be. I don't even want to think about the size of Dario's boner after that match.
I want to know how Melissa Santos stays in her skin with Marty the Moth flapping his arms all creeped up on her backside... Ew.
Dario Cueto is the best actor on LU. His facial expressions are priceless.Then there was the lead up promo to that match, where Dario Cueto was half playing in-ring psychologist to help Sexy get over the emotional trauma Mariposa inflicted upon her - and the other half of him absolutely getting off at the prospect of Sexy and Mariposa beating the living **** out of each other.
I love that they're not afraid to put the women on the main event. Mariposa and Sexy Star certainly delivered last night.
Did you catch Mariposa beating up the camera man as she was leaving the rafters? That is the kind of attention to detail I appreciate from a wrestler.
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My favorite part of the match was when Sexy Star hit Mariposa with the chair vag shot. I lost it right there. (I'll try to find a gif of that later).
That was awesome. Especially considering the position she was in at the time.I will say this - Vince and Dunn should be taking notes on that Sexy-Mariposa match, because that is a textbook example of how you breathe life back into a superstar that has gone stale. Sexy Star is the babyface of LU, perhaps even over Puma. IMO she's the John Cena. While she's the fan favorite, fans were beginning to lose interest in her, question why they should care about her. Obviously she had the feud with Marty the Moth and Mariposa with Mack on her side, but it was a very slow building feud with little character development, and people were growing impatient with Sexy. And then last night happened, and Sexy is suddenly as hot as she's ever been. That "**** YOU, MARIPOSA!" will live on forever in the temple - that was when everything changed for Sexy. Not even the chair crotch shot nor her bleeding from the rafters got her over as much as that one statement in the middle of the ring.
And that, folks, is how you put the luster back on a star whose shine has begun to fade.
jdogg - check out Mariposa's bruises from that match last night:
https://twitter.com/FutureLegendCF/status/688194421695762433
I can only imagine the one bruise she isn't revealing (cuz that chair-to-the-crotch shot had to have left a mark)... :err:
And I'm curious just how bad Sexy got it.
Just wanted an excuse to post the most "Oh, ****!" moment of tonight's show:
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Hate the booking of Son Of Havoc. He was a made man, and they cut his legs out from under him for Dr. Wagner Jr. I get the heel move, but man, they could have rocketed Havoc up.
There was discussion on Cageside Seats that this was actually a sign that SoH might be getting a slow burn to the top for Season 3.