"America Needs Another Lawyer"

[laminak]

Well done.

Will ANAL be sponsoring free hot dogs to put butts in the seats for upcoming games?

 

[jahfg]

OK, I'll say it. It's not bad, but do you guys have the humor of a 9th grader?

Anyways, it's fun, I guess.

 

[KnappShack]

This. Is. Pure. Genius!

 

[ISUagger]

OK, I'll say it. It's not bad, but do you guys have the humor of a 9th grader?

Anyways, it's fun, I guess.

Yes, and it was awesome.

 

[Gnomeborg]

OK, I'll say it. It's not bad, but do you guys have the humor of a 9th grader?

Anyways, it's fun, I guess.

 

[Fitzy]

OK, I'll say it. It's not bad, but do you guys have the humor of a 9th grader?

Anyways, it's fun, I guess.

You clearly didn't read our disclaimer at the end of the article.

 

[isulive2train]

OK, I'll say it. It's not bad, but do you guys have the humor of a 9th grader?

Anyways, it's fun, I guess.

 

[ISUAlum2002]

I think they're on to something. I mean, who could turn a brown eye to a program like this?

 

[Judoka]

OK, I'll say it. It's not bad, but do you guys have the humor of a 9th grader?

Anyways, it's fun, I guess.

Ahem. Sophomores are 10th graders.

 

[isulive2train]

Ummmm.....

 

[CloniesForLife]

Hahahaha that was great!! Well done WRNL

 

[DRCHIRO]

Gold, pure gold. Well done.

 

[Farnsworth]

Great work Fitzy and crew!

 

[Fitzy]

Ahem. Sophomores are 10th graders.

Well, they do say the most effective writing is written around an eighth grade level. So we're obviously too smart for our own good.

 

[Colorado]

This line had me rolling - "I'd like to put in a little plug for ANAL," said Ferentz."

 

[CoachKM]

You clearly didn't read our disclaimer at the end of the article.

I think I laughed harder at the disclaimer....and I loved the article. Well done!!

 

[cyhiphopp]

Thanks man.

We started spouting off ideas a couple weeks ago and really all I did was organize them into a "report" format. Almost every line packs a punch.

Did you have Schfinkter contribute as a guest writer? This is right up his... alley.

 

[ISUCubswin]

This is why Fitzy is my buttbuddy roommate.

 

[cyhiphopp]

This is why Fitzy is my buttbuddy roommate.

Should we let him into the NCAA league if we get another opening?

 

[ISUCubswin]

Should we let him into the NCAA league if we get another opening?

No. He got a PS4 and specifically told CyFan and I "Don't EVER touch my PS4. DON'T TOUCH IT."