Lol..I don't drink beer or sit on the couch and if you can't tell a joke when you see one you need to get off the couch more often. I wouldn't waste my time even trying to master the art of curling.. It's stupid!Perhaps curling is a simple game like shuffleboard and lawn darts. But your scrub pick-up team would lose 64-0 to the Olympic team without them breaking a sweat.
Only a fool would think they can go from drinking beer on the couch in their living room to gold medaling in the Olympics - regardless of how "simple" the event may be.