Timeout Entertainment Suggestions

[AltoonaFish]

Get Iowa Corn or some seed company to sponsor their version of the Brewer’s sausage mascot race

West-O beer can race. Ames lager vs bloode orange vs whatever other awesome beers they have.

 

[Cyclone06]

Most of the time they are so long I try to get in a quick nap.

I usually don’t even try, they just happen, and then I feel bad.

 

[Cyclone06]

West-O beer can race. Ames lager vs bloode orange vs whatever other awesome beers they have.

Slob behavior.

 

[psycln11]

Or strippers?

Nah... they're all Hawk fans or grads!!

 

[cytor]

JLH lookalike contest.
Thong Cam.
Bikini top Cam.

 

[BryceC]

Northpark Johnston Pancheros is goated. Skip the Grimes one.

I love Pancheros. I got a burrito from the grimes one and it was the worst one I’ve ever gotten. Small, and it was like loosely wrapped. It made me think of a soft uncircumcised schlong.

 

[Sigmapolis]

BMX jousting

 

[SECyclone]

Get Jethros to sponsor the wing eating contest like they do at State Basketball.

 

[NWICY]

People can't just sit and relax during timeouts?

As long as they are now, you can take a power nap and not miss a play.

 

[NWICY]

Get Iowa Corn or some seed company to sponsor their version of the Brewer’s sausage mascot race

Basketball a few yrs ago had a mascot day, they played BB at half time.

 

[Cycsk]

How about a drone that has a camera and shows people throughout the stadium (unlike the lazy camera operators who just show the same few students over-and-over)?

Use a drone to lead the wave.

Maybe have the drones drop coupons or raffle tickets.

 

[Cycsk]

Have more than one "Cyclones in the NFL" segment.

 

[Cycsk]

How about have an electric shock for the clock carrier if he doesn't get off the field in time?

 

[LSGOST8]

How about some short skits where a player dresses up in costume and interacts with people that dont recognize him (like what Ely Manning does)

 

[cycloner29]

People can't just sit and relax during timeouts?

My wife has to stand up and try to get on the Jumbtron ALL. THE. TIME.

 

[pourcyne]

Has anybody suggested blackmailing people with a Kiss-Cam?

 

[cytor]

My wife has to stand up and try to get on the Jumbtron ALL. THE. TIME.

Flashing might work.

 

[cs6804]

Or strippers?

Pole Assassin!!

 

[KnappShack]

Go full Harry Carey, Steve Stone, Arnie Harris and just....show the crowd.

 

[cycub51]

Or strippers?

@snowcraig2.0 and @CoachHines3’s mom stripping/sex show extravaganza so we can all learn from the masters