Did I ever tell you about the time Greg Oden forced me to wear a woman's bikini? Well anyway, Oden tears off my clothes and forces me to wear this skimpy bikini. For the next three months I had to conduct my business wearing only a woman's bathing suit. I would cry from shame and question my manhood daily, but Ill be d*m*ed if at the end of the quarter my sales hadn't tripled.
You know, I stare at your avatar every time I see one of your posts. Now, I have that sinking feeling that it might be YOU!!!:wideeyed:
Please, please PLEASE tell me that is a beach volleyball player and not you!