"Honey, when I die, there's something I want you to do..."

[Mr Janny]

This quote = Chef's kiss.

"The intention was initially a joke because he’d spent so much time in there and it was his favourite place"

Woman caught at airport security with boyfriend's ashes concealed in a sex toy

The sex toy was given to Sarah Button by her late boyfriend, which the law student claims to have worn while going through security in the United Arab Emirates, allegedly causing issues with staff

www.mirror.co.uk

 

[CascadeClone]

Sometimes we have ideas, and sometimes we have good ideas, and it's important to know the difference.

 

[Jer]

So many thoughts….

 

[Spam]

So many thoughts….

I just have one thought.

 

[4cy16]

I understand he died at the crack of Dawn.

 

[Jer]

Going to ask the stupid question. So when you’re given a menu of urns, are sex toys now included or do you have to awkwardly call up the funeral home and explain how you want an ass plunger for the remains?

I’ve never seen one but am guessing there aren’t a lot of engravable plugs with a storage spot.

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

Going to ask the stupid question. So when you’re given a menu of urns, are sex toys now included or do you have to awkwardly call up the funeral home and explain how you want an ass plunger for the remains?

I’ve never seen one but am guessing there aren’t a lot of engravable plugs with a storage spot.

Sounds like the perfect opportunity to start a business

 

[Pat]

Going to ask the stupid question. So when you’re given a menu of urns, are sex toys now included or do you have to awkwardly call up the funeral home and explain how you want an ass plunger for the remains?

I’ve never seen one but am guessing there aren’t a lot of engravable plugs with a storage spot.

Google tells me that the average volume of adult ashes is 3-3.5 liters. So either she repurposed an existing toy and added a portion of the ashes, or… you know what? I’m terrified and impressed, either way.

 

[JM4CY]

 

[Jer]

I do have to say I was thoroughly disappointed when I read that it was stored in her bag and not in its natural "place". I mean that would have earned some massive street cred.

 

[coolerifyoudid]

"Friends and family are invited to attend the spreading of the ashes, however age restrictions will apply."

 

[Jer]

I'm basically ass deep with jokes I could spread. Butt anything I can think of just wouldn't have the same penetration or would be tongue in cheek compared to the punch line quote buried deep in the article.

 

[jcyclonee]

I'm old enough to remember the days when you could walk right through airport security with a butt plug full of ashes, no questions asked.

 

[Mr Janny]

I'm old enough to remember the days when you could walk right through airport security with a butt plug full of ashes, no questions asked.

That damned shoe bomber ****ed things up for everyone.

 

[Cyclonepride]

Sounds like the perfect opportunity to start a business

Find a need and fill it. Like this gentleman apparently did.

 

[JM4CY]

Imagine the wild stuff that couple did together. I don’t think kinky is even a big enough word. Bet he died a happy man.

 

[jcyclonee]

That damned shoe bomber ****ed things up for everyone.

Please place your laptops in a separate bin and remove your shoes, belts and butt plugs.

 

[jcyclonee]

Imagine the wild stuff that couple did together. I don’t think kinky is even a big enough word. Bet he died a happy man.

It's not a big enough word when you type it like that.

KINKY!!!!!!

 

[Clonehomer]

Google tells me that the average volume of adult ashes is 3-3.5 liters. So either she repurposed an existing toy and added a portion of the ashes, or… you know what? I’m terrified and impressed, either way.

I'm looking at a 2 liter pop bottle for reference. I hope it was just a portion.

 

[Mr Janny]

"Hey, hon. Did you hear about that Australian woman who got caught with a butt plug filled with her dead boyfriend's ashes?"

"Yeah?"

"I'd be honored if you would do the same when I die."

"Ughh, okay, I guess. We'll have to change the will, to arrange for your cremation."

"Oh, no need. I still don't want to be cremated."

"What?"

"Yeah, eventually, we'll have to find a suitable receptacle, but here's a 32oz Yeti tumbler to get you started. Thanks hon!"